Anyone that honestly thinks ....

[CreamyC]

that ClubTheWorld member Signum has honestly gone to Amsterdam then think again ....

 

hes still on ClubTheWorld disguised as TomD with a skinhead.

[TomD]

hahahahahahahaaaaaaaa, [censored], you are so funny, you crack me up. when's your new material gonna be finished, Des? better get writing, you've got all these message board people to impress with your own personal take on "wit".

 

toad. fish. fat. cunt.

[CreamyC]

Oooooh, there you go ClubTheWorlders, I do believe I have hit a nerve.

[TomD]

either that or you're really [censored] at comebacks and enjoy changing the subject when you can't think of one.

[CreamyC]

I've really wound him up this time.

 

Tom, I was joking mate, take a chill pill. Joke.

[TomD]

what?! i'm not seriously offended at all, by the way.

 

come on, i was enjoying a lively argument here and you've just gone and ended it in one post. [censored] hell, go and end the fun why don't you. twat.

[CreamyC]

I wasn't ending it and neither was I joking. I was just pointing out a fact that you really are Signum with a barnet chop.

[TomD]

# it's called the u-turn. #

 

yes i'm the other half of the proclaimers, the band that signum sings in. we've had more hits than your band, though. jealousy, creamy, it's a terrible thing.

[CreamyC]

Well if a pair of wannabes can do better than me you can be sure to [censored] I'm gonna be jealous.

[TomD]

we're looking for a shoe polisher for our next tour; maybe considering you're from London, you might already have the skills required? call me and my agent can arrange an interview.

[CreamyC]

Nope sorry. Not available.

[TomD]

shame. why, what you doing, busy working for Fagin again?

[CreamyC]

No, funnily enough I'm cleansing the [censored] that exists in Edinburgh.

[TomD]

well yeah they're always looking for binmen up here. good job, sounds like you'll suit it well. good luck!

 

hopefully they'll start you off round the modern tower blocks of Niddrie; it's a really friendly place.

[CreamyC]

Thanks for your kind words. However, I wont need it so [censored] off you pikey bastard.