Scouse vasectomy

[Evilhedfuk]

After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that enough was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

 

So, the husband went to his doctor, Marvin, and

told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The

doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the

problem but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get

a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear

and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest

guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next

to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the

doctor.

 

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held

the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he

paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting

on his other hand.

 

This procedure also works in Nottingham, Canvey Island,

Kettering, Norfolk and anywhere in Wales.

 

 

[Mr Moo]

ALready been posted!

[Evilhedfuk]

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