TomD

[TomD]

no thanks, i'd rather stick with NCP. might cost more but at least i wouldn't get rotting cum all over my vehicle.

[Maria]

Really?

[TomD]

Yes?

[Maria]

Oh dear.

[TomD]

KET

[Maria]

geeebeee

 

"Alright mate?"

 

"What's your name?"

 

"U been here b4 mate?"

 

"Fuckin wikid night init mate?"

 

"Mate you are sound, feel like iv knows you forever mate."

 

"Oh mate, how many pills you had?"

 

"Can I have a drop of your water mate?"

 

"Mate, you are sorted, whats your number?"

 

"You are deffo my best mate."

 

Feel the love.

[TomD]

geeebeee

 

"Alright mate!"

- "fssssshhpffffffff."

"So you like hard house then yeah?"

- "guuuuuuugggggggmmmmmmmm."

"Nice one brother. [censored] av it."

- "laaaaaaa haaahaaaaaaaaaaa."

"Drugs are well [censored] cool aren't they. I feel so big."

- "ibbbbbbiiiimmp."

"You're [censored] safe you are. Catch you later!"

- "mmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

[Maria]

"Mate, where you live il drop by sumtime?"

 

"Mate whats happening to me, i have 10 fingers on one hand."

 

"Oh nooo, did ya 'ere that? he [censored] up! He is NOT a DJ man"

 

"Mate, seems i can't deny, some days just pass me by, you know i feel, i think i feel much better... on KET"

 

*gets jiggy with it*

[TomD]

Maria said:

"Mate, where you live il drop by sumtime?"

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :$ :$

 

 

"fucken' can ya h'yeer the hoovas, mush"

"fucken' hostile"

 

"so which DJ did you prefer then?"

- "i dunno, i'm really more of a drugs connoisseur myself"

 

 

KETWILLALWAYSBEWITHYOU

[Maria]

"Mate, can you feel that?"

 

"Mate these are really good, im cumin' up."

 

"Mate, can I have your dealers number? Im a perfectly normal person."

 

"Ah man this is a [censored] choon!!"

 

"I can feel the beat pumping in my veins, what the [censored]?!"

 

WIERDOSWILLALWAYSBEWITHYOU

[TomD]

"god, i'm totally [censored], ehh!!"

"i pure fuckin love you, by the way"

"here's my CD mate, yeah have a listen, i've scratched in the hoovers from Are You All Ready, it sounds really good"

 

"mate, where do you live... are you having an afterparty?"

"mate, are you having an afterparty?"

"mate, do you mind if i walk with you? it's the same route"

"mate, can i just use your bog for a min?"

 

"geebee is soooo [censored] good! i've had shitloads and i haven't gone und---" *thud*

 

Top Ket.

[Maria]

TomD said:

 

 

"geebee is soooo [censored] good! i've had shitloads and i haven't gone und---" *thud*

 

 

"Its ok son your in hospital now"

 

*Whats happened man, and where the [censored] is my geeebeeee!!!*

 

"Your alright, dont tell anyone but iv just slipped it in my pocket, brb."

 

*ah so yr up for sum GuranteedBbonin then are ya?*

 

Dr GB - try it, youl love it.

[TomD]

are you sure that shouldn't be

 

"Dr GB - What's the worst that could happen?"

- "You might die."

"oh [censored], aye"

[Maria]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

 

Born a LEG-END die a LEGEND

[TomD]

hahahahaha *fart*

 

pass me the bottle, i'll take a swig or two

 

 

SNIFF SNIFF

 

Wayne is my hero