My feelings on Ibiza >>>>>>>>>

[Graham]

San an is a complete cunt hole that is full of cunts. I like the sunset strip but sadly some of the cunts from the west end spill over into it and bring the tone down a little. That said, there is a cracking burger place in the middle of the west end called San fransico burger. They make fresh burgers for you from Fresh mince meat right in front of your eyes. Ask for them well done and they're truly a delight and very cheap indeed.

 

As far as clubs go I think Eden is by far the worst club on the island. It's like walking into a club in Watford. It completely fails to capture the spirit of Ibiza in every way. It's truly dreadful. I have been there once and I would NEVER EVER go again.

 

DC10 is cracking and well worth a visit, although I don't like seeing all the [censored] people - it's am excellent place to admire the women, the music and sample what Ibiza is really about. I hear Pin up is also well wortha visit.

 

The Space Terrice is excellent I think. Brandon Block and ALex P build the very first terrace at Space with their bare hands, and although now it's nothing like it was - the atmos is as good as I have ever experienced. I was there when Sasha rocked the house down two summers ago and I have never experienced clubbing like that ever again. I don't really like the inside of Space. It's alright but at the end of the day it's nothing special.

 

I'm a massive fan opf PACHA. A PROPER Ibiza experience. Glamour, sex, style. It's got the lot. You can leave your football shirts at the door. From the wonderful views of the marina on the roof terrice,, the cheeky atmos in the funky room, the banging global room, the delights of the spanish room and the pumping clubbing experience in the main room. THIs is the BEST club I've ever been to. I once shared a few bottles of bubbly with two dutch call girls who were on holiday in Ibiza on the Terrace. Ow what a night !

 

I love the Terrice at Amnesia, but I would have love to have gone when it was open top and danced under the stars. I like the mina room but I don't think I'll go this year as I don't like the nights there. Went to Cream last year and it was [censored]. TOo many people dressed like they were clubbing in Birmingham and not Ibiza. YOu can leave you lumo coloured clothing at GAtwick as far as I'm concerned because what's cool back home doesn't work in Ibiza in my opinion. I've made it into the VIP room once, AWESOME WOMEN !

 

Es Paradis is a nice club but [censored] night and it's in San An. Shame.

 

I love Manumission and I like Privilidge too. I know it's huge but I like ti so there. I love the small room on the side with the massive fan and I like being down the fron in the main room and I like the fact you can drink the tap water !

 

El Devino is fuckin' lush and I would suggest that everyone go there. Dress up though because you'll need to. VERY VERY stylish and if you look good enough you might get invited onto one of the boats moored in the harbour for an after party. This is where the millionaires hang out !

 

By day I like to chill on PLaya D'em Bossa beach and then work my way along to Bore Bore for a dance with all the hot local chicks before I head back for a snooze, either that or a quick trip past the salt lakes to Las Saslinas to listen to DJ david thingy playt at Sa Trixa (walk onto the beach and turn right). This is semi nudest and where all the hot girls hang out by day. The food at the Racing club is pretty good and they've been known to clear away the tables and have some banging nights in there, away from the mainstream clubbing experience, this can be something else !

 

If you're after fanny, visit "girls" in Ibiza town. Take plenty of cash and expect and your trainers incase you have to leg it. DON'T GO ALONE.

 

I like chilling outside BASE of an eveing and watching all the funky people mill about enjoying life and all it has to offer, and it's just a short walk from the best club on the Island , Pacha, who have Underwater, Roger Sanchez, The Essential selection, Ministry of Sound in there line up for this year. BRING IT ON !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited May 10, 2003 by SarahPvc

[SarahPVC]

Graham said:

 

 

 

If you're after fanny, visit "girls" in Ibiza town. Take plenty of cash and expect and your trainers incase you have to leg it. DON'T GO ALONE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Speaking from experience?

[Beckie in La La Land]

looks like you get on with my boyfriend matt, he loves pacha!! seems to have the exact same attitude to you about the best bits of ibiza. i have only been once, and didnt get to see the island how i would have liked.however matt has promised to show me the more beautiful side of the island this year!!

 

when are you going?

 

 

[MattD]

Graham - I think you have hit the nail on the head there. Ibiza is an amazing place - it has a magical feel to it. There is so much more to the Island than San An (the Island has some lovely scenery - check out Es Vedra) - the west end sucks, the rest of San An is ok but I'm not a fan. It's nice out of season though. The Ibiza residents hate San An June - Sept.

 

As for Pacha, it's amazing. My favorite club by far - everyone should visit that club. It's beautiful, sexy, most importantly it feels Spanish, and the music / sound system is amazing

 

Salinas beach - lush. Check out Malibu and Sa Tincha

 

If I were to talk about all the lovely places in Ibiza I'd be here until next year. It amazing for clubbing, but don't restrict yourself to that. The Island is fantastic - experience it

[James]

Thanks for this Graham - nice to hear peoples experiences. Perhaps we should put some of these up in the reviews sections ? (may have to edit a bit haha)

[Claire DC]

Also if you can get to Calla Llonga u should, it has an amazin lil beach and isnt too busy either even tho there are hotels there!! Es Cana is good too they have a hippy market there (i forget which day it was) but thats always worth a look in too!! Ibiza town, if u walk all the way up to the top of the castle early mornings (about 6am) there is an amazin view BUT there is also a lot of men doing rude things with other men in the bushes (i found this out cos i lived with some gay men while workin over there) so if u dont like the sound of that thats ur pre warning!! With Ibiza u really should try and get to see as much of the island as u can as there is a hell of a lot more to Ibiza than the clubs and main hotspots!!