CTW Members MattD Posted May 8, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 8, 2003 Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tagline............ Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good. Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going. Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it"s that simple Pringles condoms - once you pop, You cant stop Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide" FCUK condoms - no comment required. Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where"s the pain. Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork. Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile. Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long Renault condoms - size really does matter! Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach Carling condoms - probably the best condom in the world Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service Pepperoni condoms - its a bit of an animal Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CTW Moderators Maria Posted May 8, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted May 8, 2003 haha read it b4 - always makes me ROFL ! Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Admin Clubbing Si Posted May 8, 2003 CTW Admin Share Posted May 8, 2003 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! AA the 4th emergency lol Quote Si@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Admin | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mitzie Dancer Posted May 8, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 8, 2003 LMAO! Quote About as innocent as a Nun doing pressups in a Cucumber field b1onde007@hotmail.com www.faceparty.com/b1onde007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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