A SWEETIE JOKE

[Shaney_R]

A Chocolate Story

Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After

Eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's

Friend.

On the way

they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a

Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole",

she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he

touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the

bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black

Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her

Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her

his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had

a

few Jelly Babies, so >she let him take a trip down Bourneville

Boulevard. > >He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.

It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.

When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.

She

wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he

noticed

her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and

had

a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob

Stopper.

Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife, Caramel. >

Sadly,

he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms

Rowntree

had a Box of Assorted Creams.... She had been with All Sorts!

[Scream]

well that's better than your chocolate chute, nothing better like your picnic or snicker bar i hear that you gave to bushy?!

[Shaney_R]

go back 2 work, u weirdo

 

[Alex]

QUOTE (Shaney_R @ Apr 8 2004, 10:57)

go back 2 work, u weirdo

That's all he does at work. Thinks the day away, about what he or anyone else could be inserting into Bushy.

[Shaney_R]

[Ginge]

Oldie but goldie.

[Frazzel]