CTW Members Del_Monte Posted May 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 10, 2003 pre-record a sickline stating you have diarrhoea (you don't see the symptoms after you've recovered, and you don't need to see a doctor) and then play it down the phone when you're sure they've got an answer phone on, like at 7a.m. By pre-recording it, you can be in any state of mind when calling in. Works for me... Quote Traditional yet contemporary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Admin James Posted May 10, 2003 CTW Admin Share Posted May 10, 2003 Tell them that out of the goodness of your heart you helped an old lady across the road who turned out to run a pervy sex club and kidnapped you for 3 days as her 'gimp' Quote James@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Admin | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Clubbing the world, together ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted May 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 10, 2003 nice 1 james!!!! Tell her your other half has been told shes needed brain surgery and ur staying home to comfort her! (AINT THAT RIGHT MODULAR1.... HAAHAHA ) That was what he told his boss by the way in that post from a few days back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tresh Posted May 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 10, 2003 I used the excuse that my housemate had spilt scolding water on his arm and I had to take him to Casualty. Unfortunately I got sacked as a result Quote My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Happy Posted May 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 10, 2003 Tresh said: I used the excuse that my housemate had spilt scolding water on his arm and I had to take him to Casualty. Unfortunately I got sacked as a result u got sacked 4 spilling scolding water over ur housemate? thats harsh man Quote Mr Happy's fishy fish MangaFish munch munch MSN & e-mail - mangafish@mangafish.net AOL - MangaMorgan Online mixes - http://www.mangafish.net/mixes/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Bushy Posted May 10, 2003 Author CTW Moderators Share Posted May 10, 2003 could try it, but my boss knows all my close mates and knows i live at home with mum! plus i live less than 2 miles from him! More needed!!! I really dont wanna book a days holiday off work!! Quote CTW Sexiest Male Member LIVING THE DREAM!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tresh Posted May 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 10, 2003 Mr_Happy said: Tresh said: I used the excuse that my housemate had spilt scolding water on his arm and I had to take him to Casualty. Unfortunately I got sacked as a result u got sacked 4 spilling scolding water over ur housemate? thats harsh man I shud clear this up. There was no scolding water I just wanted to go to the Cream Ibiza Launch party Quote My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Bushy Posted May 10, 2003 Author CTW Moderators Share Posted May 10, 2003 Tresh said: Mr_Happy said: Tresh said: I used the excuse that my housemate had spilt scolding water on his arm and I had to take him to Casualty. Unfortunately I got sacked as a result u got sacked 4 spilling scolding water over ur housemate? thats harsh man I shud clear this up. There was no scolding water I just wanted to go to the Cream Ibiza Launch party Fair comment Mr pepsi!!!!! Quote CTW Sexiest Male Member LIVING THE DREAM!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Happy Posted May 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 10, 2003 Tresh said: Mr_Happy said: Tresh said: I used the excuse that my housemate had spilt scolding water on his arm and I had to take him to Casualty. Unfortunately I got sacked as a result u got sacked 4 spilling scolding water over ur housemate? thats harsh man I shud clear this up. There was no scolding water I just wanted to go to the Cream Ibiza Launch party i worked that out (bar the destination) hence my winking Quote Mr Happy's fishy fish MangaFish munch munch MSN & e-mail - mangafish@mangafish.net AOL - MangaMorgan Online mixes - http://www.mangafish.net/mixes/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tresh Posted May 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 10, 2003 Mr_Happy said: Tresh said: Mr_Happy said: Tresh said: I used the excuse that my housemate had spilt scolding water on his arm and I had to take him to Casualty. Unfortunately I got sacked as a result u got sacked 4 spilling scolding water over ur housemate? thats harsh man I shud clear this up. There was no scolding water I just wanted to go to the Cream Ibiza Launch party i worked that out (bar the destination) hence my winking Hence the sarcastic tongue. Quote My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tresh Posted May 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 10, 2003 Bushy said: Tresh said: Mr_Happy said: Tresh said: I used the excuse that my housemate had spilt scolding water on his arm and I had to take him to Casualty. Unfortunately I got sacked as a result u got sacked 4 spilling scolding water over ur housemate? thats harsh man I shud clear this up. There was no scolding water I just wanted to go to the Cream Ibiza Launch party Fair comment Mr pepsi!!!!! I'm staying independent, I'm Coca! Quote My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Happy Posted May 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 10, 2003 Tresh said: Mr_Happy said: Tresh said: Mr_Happy said: Tresh said: I used the excuse that my housemate had spilt scolding water on his arm and I had to take him to Casualty. Unfortunately I got sacked as a result u got sacked 4 spilling scolding water over ur housemate? thats harsh man I shud clear this up. There was no scolding water I just wanted to go to the Cream Ibiza Launch party i worked that out (bar the destination) hence my winking Hence the sarcastic tongue. o - woooops Quote Mr Happy's fishy fish MangaFish munch munch MSN & e-mail - mangafish@mangafish.net AOL - MangaMorgan Online mixes - http://www.mangafish.net/mixes/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tresh Posted May 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 10, 2003 Mr_Happy said: Tresh said: Mr_Happy said: Tresh said: Mr_Happy said: Tresh said: I used the excuse that my housemate had spilt scolding water on his arm and I had to take him to Casualty. Unfortunately I got sacked as a result u got sacked 4 spilling scolding water over ur housemate? thats harsh man I shud clear this up. There was no scolding water I just wanted to go to the Cream Ibiza Launch party i worked that out (bar the destination) hence my winking Hence the sarcastic tongue. o - woooops Quote My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Happy Posted May 10, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 10, 2003 /me just presumes the worst when confronted with text Quote Mr Happy's fishy fish MangaFish munch munch MSN & e-mail - mangafish@mangafish.net AOL - MangaMorgan Online mixes - http://www.mangafish.net/mixes/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tresh Posted May 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 11, 2003 Mr_Happy said: /me just presumes the worst when confronted with text Why is that because u have to read it? Quote My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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