If you could be the opposite sex for a day...

[Maria]

I would get my cock sucked.

 

I would shag someone up the bottom.

 

I would shag someone hard as f*ck.

 

And I would wank and cum endless times.

 

I would just LOVE to know how these things feel for a bloke.

 

OOF OOF.

[DoObY]

I doubt I'd leave the house.

 

I'd be too busy interfering with myself

[Guest]

Maybe you could tit wank my cock.

[DoObY]

QUOTE (Maria @ Apr 8 2004, 15:23)

Maybe you could tit wank my cock.

I'm sure I could oblige.

 

You'd have to promise to give me a proper shafting afterwards, and to try not to get any jiz in my hair

 

[Lisa]

shave my pubes, wank senseless, fuck lots of birds, up the harris too, scratch my nutz! Fook off to the pub, pull get a blow job, fall asleep, have a wet dream & wake feeling my y-fronts stuck to my john Thomas!!

[Guest]

I usually aim for the eye.

 

Just tie your hair back and im sure you wont get splattered with spunk.

[Guest]

QUOTE (Lisa @ Apr 8 2004, 15:31)

shave my pubes, wank senseless, fuck lots of birds, up the harris too, scratch my nutz! Fook off to the pub, pull get a blow job, fall asleep, have a wet dream & wake feeling my y-fronts stuck to my john Thomas!!

[DoObY]

QUOTE (Maria @ Apr 8 2004, 15:31)

I usually aim for the eye. Just tie your hair back and im sure you wont get splattered with spunk.

I reckon I'd be a right tramp, so blow your wad in my hair if that's what turns you on. I'd probably love it!

[Guest]

Sure thing.

 

I better make sure my balls are well full.

[Alex]

Try out washing the dishes, as my feet will be small enough to allow access to the sink.

[Jimmy]

clean the house.

[Alex]

Find out what it's like to wear Marigold gloves that actually fit.

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Alex @ Apr 8 2004, 17:43)

Find out what it's like to wear Marigold gloves that actually fit.

hmmmmmmmmm sounds interesting & kinky, care to share, pm me if you like!!

[Alex]

QUOTE (Lisa @ Apr 8 2004, 17:44)

QUOTE (Alex @ Apr 8 2004, 17:43) Find out what it's like to wear Marigold gloves that actually fit. hmmmmmmmmm sounds interesting & kinky, care to share, pm me if you like!! Tragically that's as kinky as it gets. I'm much more a fan of flesh on flesh fun.

[Lisa]

phew thats more like it, was worried for a sec hon, you like washing up then??