things customers say...part three

[Beckie in La La Land]

me: can i ask where you are calling from?

 

customer:home

 

aaarrrgghhh!!!

[CreamyC]

FUCKWIT CUSTOMER:

 

Fuckwit: There appears to a problem with me making calls to Telewest people!

 

CreamyC: Yeah, unfortunately there is a problem with the Telewest coming and the Orange Network!

 

Fuckwit: What, can I not make calls then?

 

CreamyC: You can, but just not to people on the Telewest network!

 

Fuckwit: Oh....

 

CreamyC: Comprende?

 

Fuckwit: I'm confused....

 

CreamyC: Okay, is your mobile on Orange?

 

Fuckwit: **Pause**

 

CreamyC: Hello ?!?!?!

 

Fuckwit: Yeah I'm here...

 

CreamyC: Okay, your mobile phone you're using to call Telewest customers, is it Orange?

 

Fuckwit: Erm... no.... its .... BLACK!

 

CreamyC:

 

[censored] OFF

 

[ 12 August 2002, 17:59: Message edited by: CreamyC ]

[Nick G]

Creamy, seeing as we're on the subject of phones - I wonder if you can help ... when i'm making a 3 way call, I can't seem to add a 4th person .... any thoughts on what the problem could be ??

 

[CreamyC]

quote:

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Originally posted by Nick G:

Creamy, seeing as we're on the subject of phones - I wonder if you can help ... when i'm making a 3 way call, I can't seem to add a 4th person .... any thoughts on what the problem could be ??

 

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Yeah, it may mean someone has a [censored] problem with understanding a simple rule!

 

What makes it worse is that its not the minority of people that ask these stupid dumb [censored] off questions!

[Shenlong]

me: hello

customer: can i order a delivery please?

me: ok, can i have your address please?

customer: why?

 

ArggggghhH!"!!!!! people can be so thick and retarded! have had many poeple like that today at [censored]

[TidyTraxGrant]

 

They are sick !

 

Some people should be locked up.

I'm sure equivalent's to Terry Fuckwith actually exist.