This is ur last funny for today me thinks

[Davies]

IS THIS TRUE LOVE OR WHAT?

>

> An elderly couple are sitting around one evening and the man

> says to his wife "Marsha, we are about to celebrate our 60th wedding

> anniversary.

>

> We've had a wonderful life together, full of contentment and

> blessings. But there's something I've always wondered about: Tell

> the truth. Have you ever been unfaithful to me?

>

> " She hesitates a moment, then says "Yes, 3 times, Sidney."

>

> "Three times?" How could that happen?" Sidney asks.

>

> The wife begins recalling slowly "Well, do you remember right

> after we were married and we were so broke, and the bank was going

> to

> foreclose on our little house?"

>

> "Yes, that was really a terrible time" replies the man.

>

> Marsha continued, "And remember when I went to see the banker

> one night and the next day the bank extended our loan?"

>

> "That's hard to take" the man says "but I guess it really was

> for us, so I can forgive you."

>

> "What was the second time?"

>

> "Well," she continued "do you remember years later when you

> almost died from the heart problem because we couldn't afford the

> operation?"

>

> "Yes of course" the man replies.

>

> " Then you will remember that right after I went to see the

> doctor, he did your operation at no cost?" she explained.

>

> "That's true" Sidney nodded. "That shocks me, Marsha, but I do

> understand that you did it out of love for me, and I forgive you.

> "So, what was the third time?"

>

> Marsha lowers her head and says "Sidney, do you remember when

> you ran for Country Club President and you needed 62 more votes?"

>

> The man fainted