I am off to interview someone......

[matthew james]

Me and my boss are off to interview a guy called Raakesh, for a helpdesk position in the comany....

 

I am going to make his life hell for the next hour!!!!!

 

m.

[Wub Wub]

Play him a song for five seconds, and ask him to name the title, the band, and the album it came off.

[Freano]

and the year yeah.

[Wub Wub]

Also ask them where they'd rather be than at work.

 

and regardless of what they say, just tut loudly and write something on your clipboard.

[TidyTraxGrant]

Burst out in the middle of the interview

 

'You do realise that there are no [censored] breaks within firm time right ? That includes knockin one out aswell' !!!

[Wub Wub]

"Now, this is just a simple lie detector, and we'd like to ask a few questions......

 

Have you ever watched pornographic videos?"