Anyone have a shotgun

[Kenikia]

lol! I love that song! its so catchy!

*dances*

[CreamyC]

quote:

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Originally posted by DJ Elemental:

 

... am i gonna be chased off the forums?

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No, you are certainly not! Bob and me have an understanding together and its very emotional re-reading those lyrics that we wrote all those years ago!

[Mr Christian]

quote:

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Originally posted by DJ Elemental:

*Sings to Mr Christian....

 

1,2,3,4,5 everybody's outside so come on lets ride to the builders yard around the corner

the gangs all here and its time for us to do what we wanna

there's a house with a roof that leaks

its an urgent job that could take weeks

theres dizzy, lofty and roley too

and wendy always knows just what to do

and theres no job too big or small

with scoop and muck we can do it all

metal brick or wood its all good

and we can always send in the tractor

 

A little bit of timber and a saw

a little bit of fixing thats for sure

a little bit of digging up the roads

a little bit of moving heavy loads

a little bit of tiling on the roof

a little bit of making waterproof

a little bit of concrete mixed with sand

a little bit of Bob the builder man *

 

Feel any better now?

 

... am i gonna be chased off the forums?

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Just reading that Bob's abit of a cow boy builder

Listen

"there's a house with a roof that leaks

its an urgent job that could take weeks"

Bob "Sorry luv the water damage is to much, you;ve got dry root in your brickwork. The whole house will have to come down.

We'll look after the contents"

??????

[Claire DC]

Ooooooooooh the scandall of it all, i can see it now on one of those name and chame programmes...

 

"exposed for his diddling ways, kiddies favourite Bob The Builder for swindling money out of OAP's and givin children the idea to be cowboy builders when they grow up a spokesman for Non Cowboy Building Group said "its people like these that has given us the cowboys we already have, with such an icon/role model like bob influencing these children at an impressionable age ewith him impressional ways, these people sihould be locked up before tightening up a loose screw takes weeks and costs thousands, who knows what these people will stop at, theyre ruthless (roofless)" So with these views in mind we ask you to take part in our phone poll vote, should these people be locked up??

To vote YES call 0123456789

To vote NO call 9876543210

To vote DONT KNOW call 456789123

 

Calls cost £10 a second and you get noting but the satisfaction from voting for your money.

 

Thans a thought, why do people fone up things like that at stoopid call rates, and specially the people who say DONT KNOW

[CreamyC]

Bobs Handy Work - Late Night Edition!

[Scream]

can we lose the shotgun and have a nice 50cal??

 

mmmmmm those rounds are fuckin deadly, literally.

[CreamyC]

Hold on a minute here, I dont like the scandal being thrown in Bobs direction, hes been going through a rough time at the moment and has personal issues, even his new DIY show on UK Style 'Bobs Handy Work' has been plugged so lets give this guy a break yeah!

 

His world is falling apart here and not even Bob can fix this!

[Claire DC]

NEWS FLASH

A spokesperson from the Non cowboy Building Group has released this press statement just 5 minutes ago regarding the DIY and cowboy trading of "Bob The Builder"

 

The NCBG would like to say that they do not approve of this mans ethics and work procedures, his "DIY" series is nothing but derrogitry to all DIY'ers in the trade, he is takin the word DIY and blackening its reputation as a wholesome sunday afternoon activity to do in front of/with the family and turning it into pure FILTH....this is not acceptable and from now on the NCBG will be making use of all its powers to have this man STOPPED, we will not put up with the way this man is exploiting all the innocent people. Bob The Builder...WATCH OUT, YOU WILL BE TAKEN DOWN!! "

 

[ 18 August 2002, 00:41: Message edited by: Claire DC ]

[CrashinCarey]

have never even heard of bob the builder

[Claire DC]

You are so so lucky young man...count your blessings!!

[CrashinCarey]

wtf is wrong with this smiley, looks like the fear has taken over --->

[Mr Christian]

I know bobs having a HARD time at the moment, literally.

Bobs new DIY show is just that listen to the its name 'Bobs Handy Work' that says its all.

He's so low on cash he can't find himself a women so he's resorting to the old DIY to pleasuring himself. And getting paid for it

[Claire DC]

ITs paranoid...just like bob the builder should be!!

[Mr Christian]

NEWS FLAS]

 

This is groung breaking news from the home of Bob the builder, who has just recently been arrested for indecent exposure:o after taking NCBG advice in treating DIY as:

 

"a wholesome sunday afternoon activity to do in front of/with the family "

 

A spokes men for Bob was quoated as saying

 

" Bobs being under a great deal of stress lately, and has been not been able to perform DIY upto his usual standards. So he'd thought he'd have some practice, in the comfort of his own home. Though he didn't expect George and Mildred from No. 73 to be coming round for coffee."

 

George and Mildred from No. 73 are reported to be deeply shocked, when they got more that they bargined for when Mildred asked for "cream in her coffee" .

 

More details when we get them.

 

[ 18 August 2002, 22:27: Message edited by: Mr Christian ]

[Claire DC]

NEWS FLASH

 

Another statement just in from a spokesperson for Bob the Builder revealed that bob had never had anyone swallow on him and that he thought this method of getting it to happen was "a harmless way of rectifying the situation and he never meant for her to find out"

 

Mildreds reaction to this was "It was quite obvious to what had occured before we got there as bob was clearly out of breath, very flushed and just let off wind and rolled over when we got there and as for the cream in the coffee....well after the performance when we arrived we were already a bit suspect but when the coffee came and it smelt of stale cheese we definately knew something was amiss, u just dont expect this kind of thing from your neighbours, its a disgrace"

 

More information on this disturbing story as we hear it.

 

This is Claire DC at her PC.

 

[ 18 August 2002, 23:25: Message edited by: Claire DC ]