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The Penis song

 

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy.

It's divine to own a dick,

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick.

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,

Your Percy, or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons.

You can slip it in your sock,

But don't take it out in public,

Or they will stick you in the dock,

And you won't come back.

 

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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

 

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.

I love to hear you oralise

When I'm between your thighs.

You blow me away!

 

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.

I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.

Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine

If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play

Till we're blown away!

 

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Admittedly some of it is dated but I wouldnt say any of it is utter shite....some of it isnt VERY funny but it still amkes me chuckle.

 

Its a very strange kind of humour...but I love it.

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