Sad News!

[CreamyC]

Bombshell!

 

Prepare yourselves people, I have some devasting news that going to rip out the hearts of some of you!

 

News just in at Creamy Towers suggests that Teletubbies is about to be axed by the British Broadcasting Corporation! The cast which include Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa Po, Nuu Nuu the hoover and The Baby Sun are said to be devasted by the news! Spokesman for Tinky Winky said earlier today "ooh eh la li naa naa plo plo gaa gaa gaa blah jio"! Official translator for the Teletubbies confirmed this by saying "They are very upset by the news of this"! Tinky Winky is said to have been offered 600 Tubby Toasts per year to star in his own show called 'Tinky' while Po is said to have signed up to become a DJ! Whilst the others dont know what they're gonna do with their arses The Baby Sun has released a statement that after 6 years in the show hes finally gonna grow up and get a beard! Nuu Nuu the Hoover is going to retire from showbusiness as replacement parts for him are no longer made!

 

Teletubbyland will be will be ruthlessly bulldozed to make way for CreamyC Land! Not really!

 

THE END FOR THE TELETUBBIES!

 

[ 24 May 2002, 13:31: Message edited by: CreamyC ]

[Beaker]

 

R.I.P... Noo Noo

 

...........sigh

[Freano]

what a bugger:tired:

[CreamyC]

CreamyC World is happy to announce that he will be signing up Po, Laa Laa and Dipsy! Unfortunately Tinky Winky has signed up a new deal to host his own show called "Gone Camping With Tinky Binky"! Yes, thats right, Tinky Winky has changed the second part of this name to Binky! I thought Wonky would've been better but there you go!

 

Nuu Nuu has retired after 20 years in service!

 

We wish him luck!

[TidyTraxGrant]

My heart bleeds

[kinkykell]

finalllllly the BBC av booted out the evil wierd things known as the teletubbies! bout time! since it first went on air..britains kids minds have been warped! im sure Tinky winky will enjoy his life in Cuba with his kinky handbag..and the rest of them will probably open a tubby brothel in amsterdam..

 

 

proof that the teletubbies r eviiiiil mwahahahaha

[Lia]

[TidyTraxGrant]

[CreamyC]

Bastards! The lot of ya!

[Rob D]

I heard Creamy did a stint as a teletubby, but the high powered interllectual nature of the show got to him.

 

tee hee