fao people who ring me

[LibbyVanDyke]

i dont put my fone on silent incase i get a call of my baby! (not literally my baby but chris. my bf), also i need the alarm on to wake me up

 

just call me sexybitch, every1 else does.

 

and who am i to deprive the people of my voice??

[whatisbeak]

well you just told everyone to stop calling you. duh

*thinks libby is a duckling short of a pond of nice cute newborn ducks*

[LibbyVanDyke]

no i didnt, i said to leave an answer messge with their name!!! what is beak is as stupid as meeeeeeeeeee

[Wub Wub]

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Originally posted by LibbyVanDyke:

no i didnt, i said to leave an answer messge with their name!!! what is beak is as stupid as meeeeeeeeeee

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BTW Libster - congrats on hitting 1000 posts!

[LibbyVanDyke]

thanks matt you sexy lump of masculinity.

[Wub Wub]

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Originally posted by LibbyVanDyke:

thanks matt you sexy lump of masculinity.

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*blushes*

 

Hey! I've hit 2000 posts! not bad for a month's work.

[whatisbeak]

im no where near as stupid as you sexybitch.

lets have a stupidity contest.

wub can be the referee.

so how shall we do this stupidity contest? any ideas, or you too stupid?

[LibbyVanDyke]

im too stupid but i am willing to participate in a stupid-standoff with you

[whatisbeak]

i knew you would be stupid enough to agree. haha

hmm lets think how we can do this then.

post any ideas

[LibbyVanDyke]

ok whoever is called libby and is me, wins. ok stupid??

[whatisbeak]

that has to be the stupidest idea ever. im gonna find it hard to ever be as stupid as you. wait im not trying to be stupid.

look your stupidity is confusing me. now let me think.....and put that away, this isnt teh place or time for that type of behaviour

[LibbyVanDyke]

cabbages for sale!!!!!

[whatisbeak]

libby. im now going to give you a quiz. answer the questions. then ill find out how stupid you really are.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother, How come?

5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

14. How far can a dog run into the woods?

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

20. What was the President's name in 1950?

[whatisbeak]

ok....after reading that myself if you get half of these questions correct ill be your slave

[Wub Wub]

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Originally posted by whatisbeak:

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother, How come?

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I don't get that one