Porn

[Wub Wub]

Best porn I ever saw was in my fresher year.

 

This one scene (it was in spainish) this guy wanted to shag this bird, but she was getting it on with this other bird. So the guys waits outside. Anyway, the first bird leaves, and the guy sneaks in, thinking he is about to have his way with the woman he's been lusting after. So he slips it in from behind, does the whole spunking over her back routine, just as this first bird gets back into the room.

 

Bloke then realises he's shagged the wrong woman, and pulls away the pillow covering the woman's face whom he's just shagged. He then utters the immortal line "HUH! Momma!" before running out the room.

[Sophie]

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Originally posted by James:

Must admit though I am less bothered about it now I am older as there are far more important things to do with ones time! lol

 

James

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james, this is bolloxs!!! and you know it!

[James]

hang on - I didnt say I WASN'T bothered Soph - I merely said I was 'less' bothered. Just watching pron isnt enough - I need phyisical stuff as well as virtual these days!

[Wub Wub]

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Originally posted by Sophie:

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Originally posted by James:

Must admit though I am less bothered about it now I am older as there are far more important things to do with ones time! lol

 

James

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james, this is bolloxs!!! and you know it!

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The man who says he does not like porn, speaketh from the wrong orifice!

 

Porn is great, whether for wanking over, having a laugh at, or using a stimulus in foreplay/intercourse. It's great

[Sophie]

ha ha i love this [censored] post!!!