Just don't...

[Dakers]

Just don't go doing anything silly like I did last night, that involved half a bottle of wine, some co-ercing from a certain young lady, and a razor...

 

Apart from the fact it looked like cousin IT had taken over my bathroom, it feels very odd and looked like I had crabs on the train into work... not a good look.....

 

Anyone got some very very soft underpants I can borrow? Now I appreciate what you women go through, and say from now on, I don't care if I need a machete the next time I explore a woman... I know why she might not have shaved for a while!

[Wub Wub]

did you get some sex last night Dakers?

[Dakers]

No, far from it..... and the way things are looking and feeling now I wouldn't feel very comfy dropping my kecks in front of anyone... why oh why oh why did I do that??

[Wub Wub]

did the certain young lady convinve you to shave yourself OVER THE PHONE?

[Power Slough]

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Originally posted by Dakers:

No, far from it..... and the way things are looking and feeling now I wouldn't feel very comfy dropping my kecks in front of anyone... why oh why oh why did I do that??

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So this certain young lady persuaded you to do this, without even promising sex in return??? What were you on man??

[Dakers]

I know I know I know I know......

 

WTF was on, apart from half a bottle of wine... gees I'm dumb!

[Wub Wub]

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Originally posted by Dakers:

I know I know I know I know......

 

WTF was on, apart from half a bottle of wine... gees I'm dumb!

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Dakers my dear boy.....we need to get you some DECENT pussy, and soon!

 

I perscribe the Opera House Bournemouth, 20th Sept. The good doctoring team of the Tidy Boys and Eddie Halliwell will administer the pain relief!

[Dakers]

Pain relief? I could do with a wig for down there more importantly!

 

And i'm missing all my lovely chest hair.. I can't believe it's gone! I was so proud of those little fellas

[Power Slough]

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Originally posted by Dakers:

Pain relief? I could do with a wig for down there more importantly!

 

And i'm missing all my lovely chest hair.. I can't believe it's gone! I was so proud of those little fellas

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Here's a good tip for you Dakers, get your butt down to Boots at lunch & get some Tea Tree oil. Apparantley if you rub that in to the affected (Bald) area, it will sooth & stop the itching!!

[Wub Wub]

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Originally posted by power_slough:

quote:

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Originally posted by Dakers:

Pain relief? I could do with a wig for down there more importantly!

 

And i'm missing all my lovely chest hair.. I can't believe it's gone! I was so proud of those little fellas

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Here's a good tip for you Dakers, get your butt down to Boots at lunch & get some Tea Tree oil. Apparantley if you rub that in to the affected (Bald) area, it will sooth & stop the itching!!

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Are we speaking from experience?

[MItz]

I'm sure it will grow back a lot quicker than you think!!! You could make up a new dance while tryin to itch your bits without people noticing?!

[Dakers]

I think I might wear the new look for a while and not stress.... who knows... maybe I might like it!

[Power Slough]

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Originally posted by wub_wub:

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Originally posted by power_slough:

quote:

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Originally posted by Dakers:

Pain relief? I could do with a wig for down there more importantly!

 

And i'm missing all my lovely chest hair.. I can't believe it's gone! I was so proud of those little fellas

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Here's a good tip for you Dakers, get your butt down to Boots at lunch & get some Tea Tree oil. Apparantley if you rub that in to the affected (Bald) area, it will sooth & stop the itching!!

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Are we speaking from experience?

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No, my g/f is a beauty therapist & I've heard her mention it!!

To be honest though, her advice would be to wax & don't even go near a razor.

So Dakers next time you have a stupid idea like this, remember to wax instead!!

[DuDu]

DAKERS STOP!!

 

DO NOT PUT TEE TREE OIL ON!!

 

I'm telling you from experience - it strings like hell!!

 

Just wait till it starts growing back, then you'll know what itching means!! hehehe

 

*DuDu runs off & shouting*

 

"LAST CHICKEN AT SAINSBURYS!!"

 

[ 07 August 2002, 11:15: Message edited by: DuDu ]

[Wub Wub]

respect to me julie for a shaven haven.......aiiiigggghhhtt!