my cat is the densest creature on this planet

[teabag]

i put a piece of ham on the kitchen floor and she kept licking it and licking it, but couldnt prise it away

 

gutted

[nuthead53]

do cats have lips ? might be abit tricky without em

[Guest Kether]

I like glueing 50 pence pieces to the pavement next to parked blue buses, well joke.

[Guest Jay]

 

Surely other creatures have a higher density than a cat.

if that was true you wouldnt even be able to pick them up.

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (Jay @ Apr 13 2004, 12:33)

Surely other creatures have a higher density than a cat. if that was true you wouldnt even be able to pick them up.

I'd have thought an animal with a carapace structure would be denser, like an armadillo or Mr Happy.

[EmmaBlu]

QUOTE (teabag @ Apr 13 2004, 12:22)

i put a piece of ham on the kitchen floor and she kept licking it and licking it, but couldnt prise it away gutted

awww poor thing

[teabag]

my cat has very thin black lips

[Phil rr]

QUOTE (Jay @ Apr 13 2004, 12:33)

Surely other creatures have a higher density than a cat. if that was true you wouldnt even be able to pick them up.

a cats muscle and skeletal structure is designed to enable it to pick up objects of greater density.

 

a bit like ants.

Edited April 13, 2004 by Phil rr

[Alex]

QUOTE (Jay @ Apr 13 2004, 12:33)

Surely other creatures have a higher density than a cat. if that was true you wouldnt even be able to pick them up.

Curses I've been beaten to it!!

[Ginge]

Cats are stupid and they malt everywhere. Get a nice snake instead.

[Trouble]

didnt i tell you not to let your cat have any of them special pills

Edited April 13, 2004 by Trouble

[Guest]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Apr 13 2004, 21:31)

Cats are stupid and they malt everywhere. Get a nice snake instead.

is that your chat up line?

 

"can i introduce you snake to your pussy"

[Ginge]

With a face like mine...who needs lines?