TOSS WANK DAY

[matthew james]

oh god

 

its not even 9am and I have decided its going to be a WANK day.

 

i've been at [censored]  for over an hour now, and have "issues" with my boss and his attitude already.

 

Also didnt see the new girlfriend last night, I think shes gone a bit mental so thats got me worrying/annoyed.

 

grrrrrr.... its gonna be a right old struggle.

 

all sympathy greatfully received.

 

m.

[MItz]

*Mitz gives you lots of sympathy!*

[pete_n]

If this makes you feel better - I'm having an equally bad day, mine started about 10 minutes after I got up and nearly crashed my car. At [censored] it seems everything went wrong overnight, and me being the dogs body/muggins (enter word here) has to do it. Sod 'em all

[Lia]

Dont worry your not the only one!! i wish i wasn't at [censored] today! i haven't got the motivation to do anything today!!

[matthew james]

i think i may take the chance whilst i am having a [censored] day, to spend most of it on the internet, in [censored] time.

 

m.

[Lia]

i do that anyway

 

Just ordered a load of clothes from my catalogue off the internet, ooohhhh my banks gunna love me!

[TidyTraxGrant]

Good idea for the future that, Lia, name as many online clothes shops for blokes as you can !

Or anywhere that sells good stuff !

 

[Beckie in La La Land]

well sorry to say but im having a great day!

 

am off [censored] sick (he he) just put my car in for its mot so the day will more than likely go down hill from here!

 

cheer up mat, on the girlfriend front, be happy at least you have one!

 

xx

[Wub Wub]

Sorry matt, but am having a quality day as well.

 

Finished [censored] at 9:30 (flexitime rules), and am going down the beach at lunchtime for a smoke and a chill out.

 

On the plus side, you're welcome to come with.

[matthew james]

Sorry matt, but am having a quality day as well.

 

Finished [censored] at 9:30 (flexitime rules), and am going down the beach at lunchtime for a smoke and a chill out.

 

On the plus side, you're welcome to come with.

 

that sounds like a fine idea..... and one that i would very much like to join you in. Unfortunately, my boss would probably castrate me if i was to leave [censored].

 

m.

[Wub Wub]

Train up a small monkey, lets call him Mojo, and teach him to operate a life size robotic repliaca of yourself. Then, smuggle Mojo and the robot into the office, dress him in your clothes, and leg it down the fire escape.

 

Mojo can happily take over from your daily tasks of drudgery whilst you chill out down the beach with a nice cold beer.

[Beckie in La La Land]

sounds like a plan!

[Lia]

Sounds a great idea to me!!

[MItz]

Can we all have a little monkey called mojo?

[matthew james]

 

well done wub mate.... I will purchase said monkey and put him through ninja-like training over the next few days.

 

Then, once the training is complete, Mojo and his robot will be ready and I can relax with a beer and a spliff or three!

 

NICE ONE!

 

m.