Geezer's English !

[TidyTraxGrant]

Men's English

 

I'm hungry= I'm hungry

 

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy

 

I'm tired = I'm tired

 

Nice dress = Nice cleavage

 

I love you = Let's have sex now

 

I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

 

What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question

 

May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

 

Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

 

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

 

Can I take you out to dinner?  I'd like to have sex with you

 

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with

other guys.

 

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you

within the next ten minutes

 

Let's talk = I'm trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep

person and then I'd like to have sex with you

 

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

 

[matthew james]

I want to wait untill we both feel ready before we have sex = i want to go to the pub and get twatted with my mates then come back to your place dribbling and unresponsive before i try and stick my nob up you.

 

m.

[TidyTraxGrant]

only for the mrs to tell you she's too tired or has a headache.

 

luckily rarely for me, but it happens