What's your best theft?

[Wub Wub]

Mine's a bit random....

 

Back in my fresher year, when we first started going down Slinky, we'd come out and drive to Born Muff's Asda, which was 24hrs.

 

We'd then proceed to see who could shoplift the biggest bit of cheese. I think a 2kg piece of Red Leicester eventually won it for someone.

[MItz]

You're so naughty aren't ya!!!

[matthew james]

We once stole a two seater sofa and a matching arm chair from a half built/renovated house in a town near where I live.

 

We were sooo drunk, and don't know how we managed to get them home with out being seen.

 

Two good things came out of this:

 

1) We managed to sell the chair and sofa too a mate for fifty quid.

 

2) I rang up Annie Nightingales show, and won the new FC Kahnua album for my story!

 

m.

[Wub Wub]

Good lad!

 

 

(and Mitz, it's all part of being a student!)

[Dogz]

We nicked two huge Yukker plants from Ranmoor Halls of residence in Sheffield and walked with em all the way back to Crookes. We were also totally mortalled !!!

[Wub Wub]

It's one of those times when you wake up after being [censored] the night before, and just have a random thing in your house?

 

 

We went through a stage last year of nicking lightbulbs/phones/radiators from other peoples house parties.

 

Have you any idea how heavy a [censored] radiator is?

[MItz]

Remind me never to invite you to a houseparty

 

*Unless you give a deposit and promise to behave!*

[Wub Wub]

You think that's bad, read my house party pranks thread.

 

I take being a student to the extreme!

[MItz]

I like the foamy prank! Is that the one that people know about? Or was it the cheese slices?

[Wub Wub]

It was the cheesy one. the foamy one is still a mystery to this day

 

We also stuck the slices to the ceiling.

 

Has anyone ever seen the cheese slices of which I speak? They stick to ANYTHING

[jaketherave]

I can't actually claim to be a part of the nicking bit, but the story is funny....

 

Many years back (about 1989 more acurately), when clubs closed @ 2:00, a group of young ravers decided on having our own party, this is a bit long but funny;

 

About 70 of us set of in Taxis and vans to a desolate area of the moors in West Yorkshire. We had a generator, decks, even one of those four flashing light things from woolies. A couple of the guys had been looking for somewhere to party, and had found an old barn about two mile from the nearest road. Perfect it was, complete roof, two floors, might even have been an old farmhouse, bearing in mind this was October/ November I think, well I remember it being bloody cold.

Anyway, we gets to said barn somehow, and gets all the stuff setup. It was a brilliant feeling, we don't need a club anymore type thing. The place was rocking for a few hours, but...... the generator stopped. Oh f*ck we are out of petrol says one of the posse, a couple of the guys volunteer to go and syphon some petrol. The rest of us wait around (in varying states of distress) for the arrival of more juice for the genny.

A couple of hours later, and everyones feeling shitty, one of the guys returns with the petrol, a big high for all.

 

Where's X we all ask...

 

He decided to nick a motor when we had got the petrol, and go to the garage, well he got nicked so I legged it.

 

That was the theft, but not a very sucessful one, but the story gets better......

 

Trying to fill a generator in the dark is not easy, so with juice all over the floor, someone decides to use a lighter to see better.... Boom, the whole place is alight and the petrol can goes flying out the glassless window...

 

Possibly the bad fairies

 

Anyone reading who was there will know this story instantly. By the way, we partied there for several weeks, but became victims of our own sucess, people were coming from everywhere to get a piece of the action. I have many stories od the barn, but I have digressed too much already, especially for a newbie.

 

 

Be happy

[SarahPVC]

Mine has to be 5 incredibly large DJ playlist billboards from Gatecrasher NEC in march last year! Just pretended we were workmen (and women!) and took them down & carried them out as if thats what we were supposed to be doing!!

 

 

 

[Wub Wub]

Nicely done fella