Dirty Dog !

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> > > >A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner...

> > > >This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is

> > > >very nervous.

> > > >

> > > >They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is

> > > >beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and

>the

> > > >broccoli casserole. The gas pains are about making her eyes water. Left

> > > >with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out

>a

> > > >dainty fart.

> > > >

> > > >It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.

> > > >

> > > >Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her

> > > >boyfriend's father looked over at the dog which had been snoozing at

>the

> > > >woman's

> > > >feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"

> > > >

> > > >The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came

> > > >across her face.

> > > >

> > > >A few minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.

> > > >This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer

> > fart

> > > >rip.

> > > >

> > > >The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit

> > > >Skippy!"

> > > >

> > > >Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"

> > > >

> > > >A few minutes later, the woman had to let another one rip.This

> > > >time, she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivalled

>a

> > > >train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with

> > > disgust

> > > >and yelled,

> > > >"Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!"

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