measure up....

[Beckie in La La Land]

SO THEN BOYS....

 

i am doing a scientific study on the effects of drugs on penis size. i would be grateful if you could all leave me your measurements here.

 

i will be conducting this survey every 2 months, if anyone would like to discuss my findings, feel free to email me.

 

thankyou for your help in this matter.

 

beckie liar liar

[big_ee69]

1)

As Syd James, replied when he was asked 'Oooh have you got a big one?'

 

'I've had no complaints'....

 

2) If I were going to measure, no promises mind, where should I measure from and to, i mean we should be scientific about it

[Dogz]

They don't call me Whopper Chopper for nothing you know !!!

[FredTheBaddie]

Dirty girl !!

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

Sounds like a very interesting scientific survey if you ask me

 

well done Beckie great idea!

 

do you think pictures would be a better idea thou?

 

just a suggestion... just say if you think its a stupid idea!

[SarahPVC]

C'mon boys - reveal all!!

[goshow]

I was just about to reveal all the marvel's of my manhood, untill i realised that my sis was reading!

Then again, her being older than me she's probably seen it a few times anyway! and before the smart comments start coming in, i'm talking a few years back!!!

[SarahPVC]

It was a very long time ago as well!!

[Nick G]

A) I don't do drugs, so there'd be no reason to do bi-monthly checks and reports on my manhood.

If the national average is 6 inches, i'm above average

C) What does all that matter anyway, it's big enough to fill a pram ... if you get my drift

[Beckie in La La Land]

**beckie la la bites her pen and clutches her clipboard**

 

i feel that we should be measureing from base to tip. then girth as well please. if any one needs any help, i have a few volunteers from the board to come round for 'home' examinations.

 

no cheating please. all participants will gain access to

 

www.seebeckiebutnaked.com

 

and

 

www.clairedctities.com

 

but you will need a password to gain access.

[big_ee69]

 

k....from base to tip, along the top or the bottom, and if along the bottom, were is the base exactly....

 

hang on I think i have a pair of calipers here, they might help.

 

i

[Nick G]

I don't think anyones gonna actually come out and say their size, so it'd probably be easier to break it down into groups:

LENGTH

Group A: 0 - 5 inches

Group B: 5.25 - 7 inches

Group C: 7.25 - 9 inches

Group D: 9.25 - '[censored] that'd hurt' inches

 

GIRTH

Group 1: 0 - 5 inches

Group 2: 5.25 - 7 inches

Group 3: 7.25 - 9 inches

Group 4: i've got a dick as wide as a marrow!

 

Is this way fair enough??

 

[FredTheBaddie]

i have a few volunteers from the board to come round for 'home' examinations.

Who did you have in mind ?

[Beckie in La La Land]

nick i think you have been a bit 'imaginative' in the groups!

 

 

A) 1-3 inches

3-5

C) 5-7

D) 7-10

 

if you are bigger than catagory D, you will have to call me so i can verify your measurements.

[Nick G]

No Beckie, I was merely trying to eliminate as much embarrassment as possible for the 'tiny' ones on her - no one's gonna admit to being in your A group are they - I just merged the 2 of them to hide some possible blushes. I'd be in your group C, so i guess a home measurement is well out of the question