Friday afternoon joke!

[Bunnykins]

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.

>

> One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary

> suddenly jumped into the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and stayed

> there.

>

> Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary

> out.

>

> When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act he immediately

> ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he

> now considered him to be mentally stable.

>

> When he went to tell Jim the news he said, "Jim, I have good news and bad

> news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able

> to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained

> your senses. The bad news is, Mary, the patient you saved, hung herself

> with her dressing gown belt in the bathroom. I

> am so sorry, but she's dead."

>

> Jim replied, "She didn't hang herself. I put her there to dry."

>:

[Tony P]

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