If you were God...

[Beaker]

God, the creator of all things bright and beautiful as we know but if you could wear his white robe and wave around those powerfull hands of creation, what creations would you throw in the almighty heaven wheelybin?

 

If i was God,

 

then id dis-invent the following......

 

Pigeons

Rats

Frogs

marmalade

Mullets

 

I could go on but these are phobias/annoying that spring to mind

Edited October 4, 2002 by FredTheBaddie

[Bunnykins]

def dis invent garage n r n b

yeh n drugs, clubs n alcohol would allb free

[Blink]

I would disinvent

 

[censored]

Mondays (other than the ones that are a continuation of a Saturday)

Arsenal

Motorobikes (Or more specifically the 99% of their riders who think they own the road, are completely entitled to disregard ALL road laws, and especially the ones who insist on diving through that gap between you and the car on the inside whilst you are doin 100mph in the outside lane on the motorway, and then give you the finger like you had done something wrong)

People who don't like Teddy Bears

Beer boys

Music/Fashion Fascists (altho I would give me friends who fall into those categories a chance to reform first)

[Ross.Rocks]

TEETH!

 

I try hard as nuts to keep mine shiny and hold onto a nice smile but to be fair they are bollocks... the dont do their job..

 

They are high maintenance, Fragile... dont exactly heal like the rest of the body... need I go on!!

 

hehehe

 

[Beckie in La La Land]

men

[TidyTraxGrant]

Would love to say adios to...

 

Rudeboys, Rudegirls, Garage, Hip-Hop, RnB, So Solid Poo, Old Drivers, Saxo Drivers, Yobbo's, Man Utd, Carling, David Dickinson & Tax.