Blonde's & JamJars

[TidyTraxGrant]

 

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> > A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a

> > handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.

> >

> > She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he

>had

> > any odd jobs for her to do.

> >

> > "Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"

> >

> > The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?"

> >

> > The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she

> > might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard

>the

> > conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realise that the porch

>goes

> > all the way around the house?"

> >

> > A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

> >

> > "You're finished already?" the husband asked.

> >

> > "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two

> > coats."

> >

> > Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to

> > her.

> >

> > "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

> >

> >

[alasdairm]

jamjars?

 

alasdair

[TidyTraxGrant]

Cars !