Thick STUPID Fuckers !!

[CreamyC]

For [censored] sake, when on the Underground ....

 

DO NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF THE [censored] LIFT DOORS, THEY WILL NOT CLOSE UNLESS YOU GET YOUR FAT ARSES OUT THE WAY!

 

When buying a ticket, ITS NOT [censored] ROCKET SCIENCE, JESUS, choose your destination and PUT YOUR [censored] MONEY IN! You hold up people with your stupid thickness looking like a gormless turd standing confused over a simple machine !!

 

If your bags / arses are in the way of the train doors the driver cannot move the train therefore we go [censored] nowhere until you move your [censored] self out the way!

 

London Underground have a simple system on the escalators, stand on the right if you are a lazy bastard and the left is for the people in a rush! SO WHY DOES EVERY IGNORANT BASTARD STAND ON BOTH SIDES! You thick fuckers, GET OUT OF THE WAY AND MOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

 

Please wash under your arms, the biggest crime on the Underground network is not pickpockets, pervs etc, its BO, yes thats right you stinking BO people are criminals, get yourselves washed and dont punish us innocents!

 

WILL ALL GERMANS TAKE YOUR [censored] HOUSES OFF YOUR BACKS (rucksacks) you are a pain in the arse, if the birds having hairy armpits is not bad enough your rucksacks are [censored] annoying so TAKE THEM OFF!

 

Theres plenty more twats out there but to be quite honest you lot dont deserve anymore so do one!

[big_ee69]

 

Kev

 

Pleasent, and serene journey to the new job then....

 

You coming to the P & P tonight, sounds like you could do with a large drink mate.

 

ian

[TidyTraxGrant]

Stop moaning about the tube you miserable bastard !!

 

You know you love it really..

[FredTheBaddie]

Welcome back Kev.