film quotes

[goshow]

So whats your favorite quote or scene from a film?

 

1st: Bad Boys. where will smith's partner is practicing his impersonation of "Mike Lowry"

 

2nd: Human Traffic. "yeah nice one brotha"

 

 

Am i really this bored?!!!!

[SarahPVC]

i like "Hows the maggots michael? Maggots - yeah you're eating maggots - how do they taste?" - Lost Boys!

[goshow]

How's the worms michael?

 

they're only noodles michael

[Groovster]

When Dorothy says "you wicked old witch" to the wicked witch in the Wizard of Oz.

[rainbowgurl]

when Michael Caine says "its all in the buttocks" to Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality

[alasdairm]

just abotu every line in withnail and i but particularly this exchange:

 

Danny: Trade: Phenodihydrochloride benzelex. Street: The embalmer.

Withnail: Balls. I'll swallow it and run a mile.

Danny: Cool your boots man. This pill's valued at two quid.

Withnail: Two quid! You're out of your mind.

I: That's sense Withnail.

Withnail: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and [censored] off while you're doing it.

 

alasdair

[jaketherave]

 

24 Hour Party People

 

Tony Wilson (Steve Coogan), has just been caught by his misus getting a blow job in the back of a van.

 

He finds his misus getting a rogering in the toilets, and says:

"That's not on, that's full penetration, I only had a blow job"

 

[Beckie in La La Land]

''you cant change the devil, bu the devil will change you'' - 8MM i think.

 

''BOING'' - tigger in winnie the pooh

[TomD]

What a brilliant film alasdair. How about:

 

"Balls! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now."

 

I think it's all in the delivery. Richard E Grant makes me crack up every time I hear him say that line ...

 

Or:

 

"I assure you I'm not [drunk] officer, I've only had a few ales..."

 

and:

 

""I [censored] arses". Who fucks arses? Maybe he fucks arses. Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity. I'm in considerable danger in here. I must get out of here at once."

 

What more can be said, brilliant film !!

 

[Signum]

Rush Hour, Jackie Chan

 

"War...Huh! What is it good-fah, ah-absolutely nuth-ing"

[Blink]

I am Connor MacLeod of the clan MacLeod, and I cannot die

 

Highlander

[TidyTraxGrant]

Blokey : " Ray, mate ?! "

 

Ray : " Mate ? Your fat and I'll throw you in the river, now go away "

[FredTheBaddie]

I never said that !

[TidyTraxGrant]

Watch Love, Honour & Obey, think you'll find you did !

[Lia]

The Mask

 

"Somebody stop me"