The joys of global email...

[Beckie in La La Land]

Ive just come into [censored] and found this in my inbox!!

i think the two involved will be getting the boot!!

 

Read it from the bottom up, it went accross the whole of where i [censored]!!

 

 

Dunno how I made it stay like this in the first place ??

Guess I'm just magic !

-----Original Message-----

ow do ya change it back....?

 

 

Garland made me do it !!

The email woz class well better than the normal borin ones !!

( off of the goths and the hippies and the OAP's )

made my day !!

( sorry about the pink )

 

This any better ??

 

 

oh, an yeah, that email woz me....clever ey?

 

They were movin !!

 

Your just copyin' my writin !!

Was it you that sent an email the other day

about an outage with a smilie on ?

I was like thats off the sunrise website !! ahhh !

I really thougt I was the only one who went on it in here !!

Thank God I've found some one normal in ere !!

Then again Sunrise Scatties will never be normal !!

 

thee normally move ye know............

woa, my writins just gone pink................help!!!!!

 

Did you hear me singin that just then ???

Is that a promise ??

I wanna see you with your air guitar !!

( nice smilies !! )

 

 

yerll after wait till satdee nite cos i get it out for 'king of rock'........

 

 

What colour ?? Is it a full head or just a mohican or spikes??

 

 

i dont need to grow me hair, this is one of them slaphead wigs.......

.......got a pure barnett under this, ye know...................

 

-----Original Message-----

RE: moan.....

 

 

I bet you look dead different on a Friday all white face and black lippy !!

D'ya wear a dog collar aswell ??

But you'll have to grow ya hair if yr gonna be a headbanger !!

 

well onto the goths tho.......defo.......haha

 

whats wrong with the crazy house, n e way.....?????

(only messin, by the way)

 

 

 

 

No its like a retirement home, and all the young ones are

either goths or hippies !!!

when you say 'I got in about an hour ago' they're like

tut tut tut thats disgraceful

What d'you wanna go to those clubs for anyway its all

bang bang bang how can you dance ??

We'll take them the sunny on the Xmas night out !!!

Show em how its done !!!!

 

 

 

i know yeah but most of them are probably grafton age tho, not many young 'uns in ere is thee??????

 

 

 

Actually thanx for reminding me I'll book all mine whilst its quiet !!

If the worst comes to the worst I'll do what I've always done

Home, shower, straight to [censored],

Its normally "guess how many hours sleep I've had" in here

of a Sunday, But it's worth it !!! Every second !!!

 

 

 

ive booked off this satdee, the 8am sundee, the 1-10 satdee.........gotta prioritise, satdee nite/sundee mornin far more important than, er, [censored] (?)........

 

 

 

They monitor everything !! They are gonna murder me !! Especially the emails !

I'm gutted with this shift its a nightmare but at least its quiet !! I sent them a big begging

letter to get Saturday off I totally forgot and they had already knocked me back for

Sunday. I was like but its my nieces birthday and I never get to see her ......

I got the email b4 saying that my holiday was authorised

and I was proper bouncing around !!! I had to stay in last week theres no

chance I was starting my Saturday at Midnight this week !!!!!! Don't blame you for going out!!

My mates are meeting me after [censored] if their not in their trackies I think we'll have to stay out !!

 

 

can thee monitor yer internet use dya know??? ope not, coz theel av me....this shifts a killer isnt it??? goin to plummers deffo now tho coz i need to sort me ed out!!

 

 

 

[FredTheBaddie]

That made no sense whatever ....

[Nick G]

Ray, was that because the bloke (presumably) couldn't spell anything properly (i.e in english) and talked like a total spacka!

i gave up trying to de-cypher it ... i'd say that his (?) part of the email was some of the best text encryption i've ever seen - it'd take a genius to crack that 'code'