ClubTheWorld Birdage Appeal

[CreamyC]

This is an appeal from all at ClubTheWorld! Did you know that for well over a year ClubTheWorld has now been live on the www. service! In that time we have picked up all sorts of new members from London to Glasgow to the USA, around the world and back again and in that time we have picked up some nice people, some not-so-nice people (ie wub wub), some clubbers, some proper clubbers and some hardcore clubbers!

But ....

in that time we have also picked up some right mingers, some stinkers in fact, when the site first started back in October 2001 by James his aim was to bring clubbers together by using a clubbing website to get like minders together - target that has probably been achieved! But secretly as the weeks progressed the aim changed slightly, on nights out when the site was very very small a few people's responses when asked to have their picture taken for a clubbing website was purely "what is it, some sort of porn site?" The answer obviously was no but the real reason was so that it was a good, indirect excuse to pull girls without actually asking for their telephone numbers, we would say "here, take this website address, log on and register" hoping against hope that one day those very same birds would register so that we could 'pull them'! Unfortunately, things started to turn pear, we were getting the members but no fit ones, we even brought in FredTheBaddie to spice it up a bit but since Ibiza and his bird nicking antics even he seems to of dried up!

It has to be said though ........

there just aint enough birds on this site, we are failing miserably in the bird stakes, way behind 4clubbers, way behind BoogieTown, in fact when it comes to bird stats we fall pretty low, you could say they have been around longer, have far more members and so on but this excuse just aint good enough anymore, its disgraceful, it sickens me to even think that I can count on 1 finger the birds I would have from this site, we can no longer be the laughing stock of the clubbing network, neither can we ignore this simple fact, we need birds, we need a hell of a lot of birds!

This does not mean .........

you all go out there and get as many girls as possible, they have to be of quality, go through a stern test to see if they pass the ClubTheWorld standard, if they do not, then they - and the person that brought them here - will have their accounts revoked will not be allowed to re-register again!

What disgusts me .......

more than anything is that we get new members on here of the male type, cheekily registering and nicking existing - but little - birdage we have on the site, we URGE all males from now on to seek fresh new female types soon and I mean very soon otherwise this whole concept of ClubTheWorld and "clubbing the world together" will go well and truly down the pan!

Thank you for your co-operation!

[Claire DC]

creamy, u fuckwit..shut up!! I couldnt be arsed readin all of that lol!!

[Nick G]

Am on the case .......

[ElsxBells]

Well Creamy, most of the cards I give out are to girls~ most of them quite attractive. For some reason though most of the people that join up on the board are the fellas. Suits me though!!

[Nick G]

Elly - any chance of some cards then - the only one's we had at the w/e were FTB's, so that git (no offense) would get all the credit for any stunners that sign up after other peoples hard [censored]

[ElsxBells]

No worries Nick I'll get some made up for you by Thursday. Just PM me the address for them to be sent to and they'll be with you on Friday!

 

BTW~ How comes I'm now a CTW groupie??

[Mr_Happy]

creamy, u fuckwit..shut up!! I couldnt be arsed readin all of that lol!!

 

hahaha - i have the same attitude

 

 

i think i should [censored] on my not being lazy skills

[Blink]

How do you get cards to hand out? Would be a good way for me to get chatting to girls in the first place (am terminally shy).

 

Generally girls respond a lot better to stuff given to them by other girls, so come on all you CTW babes, get on the case and help out all us sad loser, nothing better to do than surf the net blokes!!

[Tony P]

Can i get some cards too please, would be good to hand to various promoters etc.

Cheers El

[Mr_Happy]

i hope the 1st post was a joke (and i truley believe it was) cuz otherwise it was more then a lil shallow cuz theres more to life than fit birds

 

ne way - i seem to chat to a lot of 'fit birds' in clubs albiet only on the friendly "hi - i'm fuked! how r u?" kinda level but still i'll spread the word if i can keep the fittest of em 4 me self

[FredTheBaddie]

theres more to life than fit birds

There is ?

[James]

must admit - we do need more girlies - if I wanted to be stomped on by a load of beer monsters blokes I'd go to a Drum n Bass night on Friday night at Fabric!

 

(joke, i love DnB at fabric!)

[jaketherave]

Heys guys,

 

(In particular Creamy & FTB), howz this 4 an idea?

 

You get a load of flyers printed, and hand at at clubs. The flyers would read something like;

 

Recruiting for Podium Dancers. Auditions .....Dec 2002 @ .....

 

blah blah blah

 

You hire some cheap venue, and ask Tony P. to play some choons.

 

Hey presto, Creamy & FTB are the guys who select the girls....

 

 

Don't know what happens next....!!!

 

But you will have had your very own show...... and probably met some real "sorts" into the bargain................

 

??

 

 

Only kidding of course!!

 

 

 

[James]

CLASSIC !!!

[Nick G]

I like your style Jake - I like it alot !!

 

 

(James - can the CTW budget stretch to this???)