What do you say to a woman with

[Guest Kether]

Nothing, you've already told the bitch twice already.

[Lisa]

yeh, maybe, but she will only tell you the once!!

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (Lisa @ Apr 15 2004, 13:51)

yeh, maybe, but she will only tell you the once!!

Introduce me to a woman like that and I'll quite happily marry her.

[Lisa]

Im taken sweetness

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (Lisa @ Apr 15 2004, 13:54)

Im taken sweetness

You're not the only woman in the world like that though surely?

[Lisa]

probably not, shall we start a survey??

[Ginge]

Shouldnt the first line be "What do you TELL a woman with 2 balck eyes?"

 

Its not funny any way

[Ian Cashman]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Apr 15 2004, 18:23)

Shouldnt the first line be "What do you TELL a woman with 2 balck eyes?" Its not funny any way

yes it is...

 

stop being all pc... youll never get laid

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Apr 15 2004, 18:23)

Shouldnt the first line be "What do you TELL a woman with 2 balck eyes?" Its not funny any way

One black eye.

 

You tell her, she doesn't listen, you hit her, then tell her again.

 

Jobs a good'un.

 

Nothing more fun that a quick backhander around her face just to show her who's boss. Isn't that right, Ian?

[Ginge]

I've never hit a woman in my life. IMO blokes who hit women are the LOWEST form of scum.

 

Never any need for violence.