True quotes from managers

[FredTheBaddie]

"I'm optimistic but my optimistics is on the other side of the

teeter-totter."

 

"You have to keep all your marbles in the same duck."

 

"This thing is about to grow legs and take off...."

 

"Are you going to call the whole kettle black because of one bad

potato?"

 

"If we do that we'll open up a whole new wormhole."

 

"Will everyone stop misundermining me!"

 

"I am sick and tired of the lack of disrespect towards me!"

 

"We need to find a solution, even if it isn't the right one."

 

"Hey, don't eat the messenger!"

 

"It's only when this business comes into the foreplay that we

should be concerned."

 

"We're going to have to watch that with a fine-tooth comb."

 

"..that's what really separates the wheat from the sheep."

 

"He's not the brightest brick in the basket."

 

[Signum]

hehe, but how true are they?