The largest CTW night......CTW does the HIPPODROME

[big_ee69]

Was this the biggest CTW night so far?, judge for yourselves, I, am merely the messenger. Humbly reporting the facts. The facts which will be told, retold, and told again. and again. They will become the legend of the night, the night when CTW did the HIPPODROME.

 

I suppose it all started the day that Bunnykins dropped her mobile phone down the bog. I (big ee) had been liasing with Bunnykins around the possibility of meeting up for Scream's birthday. Obviously much of this had taken place via mobile. Clearly once her poor moby had been drowned, Bunnykins was left in the lurch, and I offered to bring a replacement when we met up at Yates's (OR SO I THOUGHT!!!) on Thursday night for the boy's B'day bash.

 

On the point of setting off for the relative sanity of Yates I received a text, from 897's mobile, cos as you recall Bunnykins had murdered hers : 'EllsXBells, Scream, 879, and me (Bunnykins) , are in the Hippodrome, Leicester Square'.

I immediately texted back. Severely doubting the veracity of this obvious tall tale…'Your winding me up...Ha Ha ha ha...' I replied. .'it's an 80's foam party tonight!!'…….. ' no it’s ok' was the amazing reply.

 

If only it had been an 80's foam party……I arrived said hi to every one, and amazingly the dj was droping some (albeit cheesy) house choons…I handed over the replacement fone…and started to 'get down to 'ian van dahl ' and like..it was all going so well….until…until…the HIP HOP started, and the Ali G impersonator arrived in a puff of dry Ice, on the stage that lifted itself up from the middle of the dance floor!!

 

After telling a few (really crap) jokes, he invited some of the women crowding around the stage to take part in a competition for some 'free booze'

 

Obviously Bunnykins and EllsXBells were shying away from all this, but alas, Ali spotted their photogenic beauty, and suggested that they join him on the stage.

 

EllsXBells vigorously protested….'Wub is the only one for me'…'[censored] off Ali!!' And declined his suggestive advances…alas Bunnykins was not so resolute, succumbed to his devilish temptations and become a reluctant volunteer. For the 'How many Different sexual positions can u simulate with a male partner, live on the stage, of a really really cheesy, west end club' competition.

 

Luckily Bunnykins was eliminated in the fourth round, after the missionary, 69, wheel barrow, and lewinsky but avoiding the 'standing up 69' and so forth…

The music then descended into what can only be described as 'not very good' and we all repaired back to the bar for a much needed drink.

 

At that point, I reluctantly made my excuses and left, cos my throat was killing me…laryngitis going around you know!!

 

The comparison of this monumental event with others in the calendar , the tidy weekender, Ibiza, and so on will be made by the doubters and the cynics…but the images of this night will be with me for a long long time. Can we really, truly believe that this hasn't been the start of a major CTW legend.

 

 

[Wub Wub]

As I said at the time you texted me;

 

"God help us"

 

 

Sounds like you all had a quality night.

[Wub Wub]

EllsXBells vigorously protested….'Wub is the only one for me'…

[SarahPVC]

Love it!! Specially like the text i got off Big-ee69 at 3am this morning & completely mashed my head!

[Tara]

Yeah thanx for the text Big-ee! LOL!!!

[big_ee69]

Your welcome ref the text guy's, but if you were mashed, Sarah...imagine how i felt..i was there, it was surreal!!

 

c u manana

[Bunnykins]

lmao!!! last nite was soooo funny! i can't believe i got up and did that sex thing tho - the things ya do when ur pissed

we got back about 5 - i ended up going into [censored] late and feeling v v rough all day, but it was a good laugh and well i actually thought sum of the cheesey trance tunes was wicked!!yeh def a ctw nite to remember (or rather not remember - lol!!)

[SarahPVC]

It was more surreal imagining it all!!

[ElsxBells]

Was a good laugh~cheesy music, but good company. And not so many slimeballs as usual!!!

 

Tash~the pics will make you blush!!!

[879]

yea it was fuoking funny, i mean it was, they is no bad nights if u have good company, and im for real they played some hard music , now and then, i got home around 5 also, and next thing i know it is 9:42 am, and im like foooook, im late for [censored], and like sh!t, and so on, got 2 [censored] and i was still foook, i mean it is like i didnt get mush sleep since last weekends, and now, so other wise it was heavy............

[SarahPVC]

How / why did you end up in there anyway?

[Bunnykins]

coz Els nagged us to go in coz it's her all time fave club!!

[Bunnykins]

jsut jokin Els!!

um not too sure - we decided to go on somewehre after yates and well we jsut kinda ended up in there!! but it really was ok!! lol!

[879]

it is for reals, i mean i tough it was a sicret or something, but Ells was going on about this club like it was brixton academy only better, and then we say , like ok, we go, and so we went,

[ElsxBells]

I wanted to go Zoo bar guys and you know it!! This is slander!!!! I DID NOT SAY HIPPODROME WAS MY FAVE CLUB OR GO ON BOUT HOW GOOD IT IS!! That was Equinox....tee hee!!!!(just kidding!)