fao ALL SINGLE PEOPLE

[Beckie in La La Land]

HI KIDS, IVE BEEN HAVING A CHAT WITH MY MATE CILLA, AND WE RECKON THAT CTW NEEDS MORE SEX.

 

so any singletons out there wanting to find lurve

 

leave your name, and a short 'blind date style' message about why you should be picked.

 

cilla will be logging in shortly to make her matches...she sends a ''lora lora luck''

 

[Blink]

Hi, mine name is Creamy C, I am 6ft 6, god's gift, of independent means, and can have any woman I want.

The only reason I am replying to this is so that I can meet someone from CTW, and thus stop moaning about everyone else's CTW relationships.

If you pick me, I am sure we will have minutes of fun before I find something else to complain about

 

[CreamyC]

I think I've already been down this road once today! Blink, please note, its CreamyC NOT Creamy C, seeing as this is your first warning I will not be taking any action and will hold back from contacting any legal reps!

 

Thank you for your anticipation in this post!

[Mr_Happy]

hi - i'm a gemini and i have a big dick (so a gay bloke 1nce told me - and i would really appritiate it if u ask no more on the subject cuz its really not as dirty as it sounds)

[Beckie in La La Land]

mr happy - cilla would like to know if you have two heads - being a gemini - therefor making you a potential minger, leading to automatic disqualification.

 

 

[filthytart]

im single, anyone want some??

[Mr_Happy]

mr happy - cilla would like to know if you have two heads - being a gemini - therefor making you a potential minger, leading to automatic disqualification.

 

i'm skitzaphrenic if thats a good quality??

[colin66]

Filthytart ... anytime, anyplace

[slapmatt]

Wanted, female,

intelligent, funny,

must love ket

tle chips, a cure for world f

amine and an

appreciation of Etern

al. Interested?

 

Then please only read lines 1, 3, 5 and 7; still interested?

Call me.

[Tresh]

I'm single, that's about it really. I wudn't mind the free holiday either.

[James]

I'm in so long as it aint Cilla !

[Dogz]

I'm single, that's about it really. I wudn't mind the free holiday either.

So long as the holiday isn't mountaineering in North Wales !!!

[sarah*p*]

im a single girl

who'll get u all in a twirl

i love bouncy trance

and having a dance

so if you like this too

i'd love to hear from you

and if you're not a lightwieght

then ill take you on a date!

 

that says it all really! id be up for mountaineering in wales anything that random has gotta be a laugh! can we get mashed??

 

sarah*p*

[pyro]

 

Excuse me...

 

Are you as hot in the bedroom as you are on the dancefloor?

Wanna dance all night and [censored] all day?

Do you like it hard?

 

 

'nuff said!

 

[Dogz]

Maybe this thread should just be re-named to 'Who Wants a Shag ?'