Bastard Moderator

[CreamyC]

In the early hours of this morning at approximately 1.30am Bastard Moderator of ClubTheWorld.uk died! He was due to be making a comeback onto the site after suffering from a mental illness and had just fully recovered from whats known as the 'Bastard Syndrome' when his head exploded all over the site! Unfortunately the site had to be suspended while we cleared the mess, finding bits of his elbow, toe and finger nail scattered around Random Chat where he had just started to post, we managed to save some of his post which he had started which stated:

 

"Hi everyone, sorry I haven't been around for a while, been a bit busy and stressed lately but I feel better now ...."

 

Unfortunately thats where we lost him! "No words can describe how we are feeling at the moment" said Mrs Bastard "All we know is that he said 'just gonna do a post on ClubTheWorld love' and that was it, next thing I knew there was a loud bang" As yet, until a post mortem is carried out no one knows how it happened, some are suggesting suicide, planting a firework down his throat and then lighting it "I heard this shout" says Bastards neighbour Mrs Herpes "then I heard 'Goodbye Cruel World' and that was that really, BOOOM" ClubTHeWorlders are understandably upset, especially myself, I remember once he told me he hated being a bastard and that it was all Myddeltons fault that he deleted so many posts because he wanted to keep everyone liking him, sadly Bastard getting all the blame.

 

A special tribute will be screened tonight on Creamy Channel 69 in place of Bertie Rides Again which will be screened at a later date!

[Power Slough]

Why do all the good one's have to go so early on in life??

 

RIP Bastard Moderator

 

Gone but not forgotten!

[SarahPVC]

Group hug anyone?

[Power Slough]

I'll have some of that Sarah!

[CreamyC]

Bastard Moderator wished it to be known that he wants NO [censored] GROUP HUGS following his tragic death!

[Tony P]

[Power Slough]

Can't you just feel the love in this room?

[Tidy_Toni]

 

where do u come out with this stuff, its sooooooo funny, we have to meet up again soon for some more laffs.

 

[Tidy_Toni]

btw i hope he wasnt a real person,

[James]

which one were you Tidy Toni ??

[Tidy_Toni]

hiya james, met creamy in Tidy weekender and brighton. did you have a good birthday?

[SarahPVC]

Whats happened to Admin James - he hasnt been around for a while!

[Wub Wub]

Can we have Bacon sandwiches (left over from death of mutant pigs death) at the wake?

[Guest]

Hi guys,

 

We need to be a bit more serious on these posts otherwise people are going to think this is all one big wind up. The reason this FECKING character will no longer be here is because he was a pain in the rear !!!

 

James

[CreamyC]

Mutant Pig was killed ages ago!!

 

Thats the second death to hit ClubTheWorld in recent months!