I'm an extremely shy and pure lady ... please be nice!

[MissyZ]

Me and saff!

[Saffy]

Oh thanks very much MissyZ .. lol .. now I am going to hide! Sheesh ...

[MissyZ]

Blame Holly - she took it!

 

nah, I like that pic...

[CreamyC]

I recognise you two, did you get home okay that night from my house???

[MissyZ]

sure did... carpet burns and handcuff lines still smarting tho...

[SarahPVC]

This has gotta be the longest newbie post yet!

[Saffy]

Oi CreamyC ... I'm still putting sodding cream on my "thingy" ... and it still bloody itches!

[MissyZ]

it is quite impressive... not fair tho... there's more people online now than was on when I joined!

[Saffy]

I'll share the prize with you MissyZ ... There's a night coming up in Nottingham I see ... we ought to go ..

 

What do you mean? There isn't a prize?

 

 

[CreamyC]

Got nothing to do with me! I'm clean and I'm still a virgin!

[Saffy]

What were ya proddin me with then ?

[Power Slough]

I'm clean and I'm still a virgin!

 

 

Not for want of trying!!!!!

[MissyZ]

a banana obviously....

 

[Saffy]

Awwwwwwww ... does no one want him ?

[Saffy]

Ere MissyZ .. see if you can see my homepage things on my profile will ya?