NOW RECRUITING

[Claire DC]

Claire DC is now doin her annual recruitment process for all the lucky lucky people who want the chance be one of her Bitches or Studs

To apply for this amazing opportunity please leave ur detals below. This must compromise of....

• Name
• Age
• Sex
• Do you want to be a Bitch or a Stud?
• Why do you want to be a Bitch or Stud
• What qualities can u offer by me allowing u such a privilege?

Closing Date :- When i feel like it!!

[Andy B]

Name: Andrew Barrowman (AKA Andy

Age: 21

Sex: Male

Do you want to be a Bitch or a Stud?: I wanna apply for Smut King!!

Why do you want to be my Smut King: Caus I think I'm the man for the job - lol!!!!!

What qualities can u offer by me allowing u such a privilege: You'll av to wait and see bout that one!!!

 

[SarahPVC]

Claire - i could be your agent!! I can vet them for you 1st!

[Claire DC]

Hehe yer, wont be gettin any duds then will i!!

 

SPA_ (whoever is deemed unworthy, ie Kev SPAK )

[SarahPVC]

Dont worry - they will have to pass some pretty vigorous tests beforehand!

[Claire DC]

Good good, now all we need are some applicants

[Andy B]

So what kinda tests will you be doing then!! ... will there be different tests for the position for smut king?? ... or do you get voted??

[Claire DC]

There will be rigorous tests for the POSITION of smut king

[Tony P]

I take it that these tests will be taking place next weekend then

Yous two just behave yourselves

[Claire DC]

Well next weekend seems the preferred option at the mo!!

 

Behave ourselves? I ALWAYS behave myself

[Tony P]

 

[Claire DC]

 

[Andy B]

What's the master plan then??

 

[Clubbing Si]

Well i could be a stud but id rather put myself 4ward 4 the title of professional porn star, y??? cos i really am the guy for the job!!!! - U've all seen porn movies (YES U AVE SARAH, DONT DENY IT (oops did i just say that out loud!!!))and u all know wat goes on in em!!! The qualities will present emselves as i get "a rigourous testing".

[SarahPVC]

So far then we have AndyB & Clubbing_Si being vetted for Claire's Studs (or bitches) next weekend then?