NOW RECRUITING

[MissyZ]

nah - Claire's the smut queen...

 

 

thinkI'm more a Lady Smut...

[SarahPVC]

My task for Sat night - Vet all Bitches & Studs for Claire DC!

Form an orderly queue peeps!

[CreamyC]

Anyone that wants to be Claire DC's bitch needs a serious kicking!

 

Anyone thats PROUD TO ADMIT THEY ARE HER BITCH (ie, CheeseGrant and EleMENTAL) should leave the site along with the hug fuckers!

[Claire DC]

Now now Kev, just cos u dint get thru the vetting, no need to be all jealous and malicious, try again next year once uv bettered urself!!

 

[CreamyC]

Claire, look at my bothered boat, its a boat thats not bothered, it sails out to bothered island and avoids all little wannabes that try to impress!

 

The bothered boat never sinks!

 

Remember that!

[Claire DC]

Its the boat we put u on to get rid of you but for some fuckin reason it doesnt seem to be working!!

[CreamyC]

Engine failure!

[Claire DC]

is that stemming from the failure thats in it?

[CreamyC]

I didn't think you were in the boat?

[Claire DC]

im not

[colin66]

She's in the big cruise liner which is about to plough into your sorry little boat

[Claire DC]

hahaha

 

 

Did u want to apply to be a bitch or stud??

[oddball]

do you get goodie bag or a badge or something if successful, might be interested if there is a good freebie going.

[Claire DC]

Hehehe, u get untold pleasures of bein in my hierichy!!

 

U wana apply?

[CreamyC]

Oddball, you have brains, I hope! Dont do it!

 

Trust me!