I got pooed on today!

[Evilhedfuk]

I got pooed on as I walked to get my bus to uni today.

It went all down my hat, my hoodie and my coat.

 

Stoopid birds!

[Scream]

they say if that happens it's ment to be good luck. can't quite see that my self as you got shat on. But hey ho

[Evilhedfuk]

Good luck.... tsh

gotta put my hat in the wash no and have a cold head tomorrow!

 

That bird could have shat any time why did it wait till I was under him?

 

I could swear I heard it laugh afterwards!

 

 

[Scream]

it probably did. It was waiting for you, lol.

[SharonW]

Could have been worse tho' at least you weren't looking up at the sky with your mouth open

[Tara]

Hey at least you had your hat on!

I remember once at skool, a bird plopped on my head and the teachers wouldn't let me go home so I had to put up with it all day!!!

[Evilhedfuk]

I got crapped on twice in 2 days when I was at school.

I started getting called shitboy and even first years knew about it and took the piss!

[neet]

We call one of our friends pooshoe, cos she always steps in poo and drags it through the house

[CreamyC]

When I read this post I thought it was gonna be some sort of sick fetish!

 

Bit disappointed really !!!

[Evilhedfuk]

I have great Poo-dar!

When I'm walking along the street i'm always pointing the stuff out so none of my mates step in it.

I can spot a [censored] at 50 paces you know!

 

Unfortunately i'm useless at aerial assaults!

 

 

[Kazmataz]

....... sorry

[fintbeast]

 

Sorry Ed! Just find others' misfortune hilariously funny...still, could be worse - at least dogs can't fly

 

btw - reckon you'll be going to serious@The Cross next month? (21st)...I'm 'crashing, so can't make this month's.

[Evilhedfuk]

Jeez what about flying elephants!!!!!!!!!

 

Yeah i'll be down the Cross next month as ever.

Jules will be playing so it'll be rammed, but it's always a good one at xmas, great vibe.

 

Have a good one at the NEC, i'll be stomping away to Ms Savage at Serious hopefully not feeling too jealous!!!

 

See ya

-Ed

[djiceman]

good job it wern't a squirrel!

 

where i [censored], we have squirrels running through the trees ( is as per usual with squirrels ) and they [censored] on us, as well as throwing nuts at all the poor students!!!!!!!!!

 

 

[Evilhedfuk]

A squirrel screamed at me once!

It was the most evil thing I had ever heard!

I can't sleep at night anymore!