BloodSport

[sugaratias]

Each to their own.

 

I still don't really mind it because i know its harmless. How could it be otherwise? We have evolved in this way so I don't see what the problem is.

 

 

[Claire DC]

haha, ok heres the story behind that.........

 

me and an ex were goin at it and afterwards i realised i was comin on, so i went and sorted it with a lil white mouse (tampon) and went and got back in bed with him, anyway we were kissin and i was still damn horny and so things got a bit heavier and we ended up goin again, not takin the lil white mouse out cos of the heat of the moment i guess... we finished and they i realised and tried to make sure it was still ok, when i discovered i couldnt feel it, i was tryin to get it out for about 15 mins and gettin quite panicked, my ex went to fuckin sleep the turd and i was left in a debate of what to do, so i phoned the NHS direct and asked their advice, the nurse asked me if i had a pen with a secure lid or a clip on it so i could get it with that, i got one and was tryin, she was ont he verge of sending an ambulance for me when i finally got it out... how embarrasssing would it have been tryin to explain that down A&E

[sugaratias]

No way!

Thats harsh Claire... lucky you found it!

 

[andypandy]

at least you have learned your lesson, and lived to educate us all!!

 

[big_ee69]

 

Don't mind at all when a girlies on, for shagging, but i must admit can't really say i like giving oral on those occasions.

 

NB for those more gallant gents out there than claire's 'turd' if you ever get in that situation, you can get tampon out with your fingers, as you can go in far deeper, than the girl, if you approach it from the correct angle. Rolling over, going to sleep, and risking the woman getting toxic shock is not the best of responses, specially if you've pushed it in in the first place.

[MissyZ]

nicely said!

[Saffy]

*chuckles* ...

 

I still cant [censored] say owt on here

[MissyZ]

why?!

[Wonky]

ive never done it with knowing, however earlier this year just after i split from my ex i pulled some girl in romford and took her home. After what i must admit was an embarrassing performance due to far too much jd i was laying on the bed next to her cursing my drunken performance when she asked me if i was bleeding. I said of course not and it was then we had both realised she had deposited womb all over my bed spread.

She was really embarrased and although i had to buy new sheets it got me out of a tricky situation. ha ha

[TidyTraxGrant]

Ha ha, unlucky mate, sounds brutal !!

One of them nights when you wish booze just didn't show it's ugly face in the equation !

And the Romford bird obviously !

 

CreamyC rinses many Romford birds, only they're the only ones who will ride him !

[sugaratias]

yeah that sounds really harsh. Glad it aint happened to me!

 

Hmm.. though I still can't decide if alcohol improves my performance or makes it worse.. I don't get drunk enough to find out very often..

:-)

 

[Mr Moo]

Ive done it when my g/fs on, althought i found it more "loose" and when i read sumin about it, i read that the muscles are more relaxed during that time o the month

[Wonky]

shame its not the pussy that is tight and the woman that was relaxed, instead of the other way round

[Belle]

Getting it on in the shower avoids any and all messiness

[Claire DC]

when ur in tha bath it stops anyway doesnt it!!