The Dangers of Drinking Milk!

[Evilhedfuk]

It all started as one of those [censored] conversations in a club (cheers Scream!)

 

"water tastes like [censored], can't drink no more"

"what would be nice, to quench our thirsts?"

"Hmmmm... I bet a nice glass of milk would go down a treat!"

"Oooh yeah, lets make it our mission to find some when we leave here!"

 

So we did, and yes it did quench our thirsts, get rid of that [censored] taste and feeling in our throats but it wasn't worth the 3 hours of throwing up cottage cheese at the afterparty!

 

How come everyone else was fine though?

 

So the moral of this story is...

DON'T DO MILK - JUST SAY NO!

 

(ps Cheers to all that gave me support and checked on me in my times of need!)

[Groovster]

ooo i love a nice glass of semi-skimmed every now and then.

[Beckie in La La Land]

ha ha!!

 

somthing similar happend to me, one night we came in and decided we needed to replenish our seratonin levels, and i had a load of bananas' so i tucked in!!

 

urgh!!! have you ever eaten banana when you are mashed? you can chew it goes all fluffy and blurgh!!

 

i threw up loads!!!

[Tara]

A long time ago, when I was very young and silly I decided to drink a glass of milk and then do a handstand. Unfortunately I forgot to swallow the milk before I did the handstand and the milk came straight out my nose! Nice!

[Evilhedfuk]

Hmmm it was coming out my nose on saturday too.

And I had swallowed.

I can still smell curdled milk now!

uuuurgh!

[Shenlong]

nice!

[ComfortablyNumb]

lol reminds me of that jackass stunt where the three of them drink litres of milk untill whoever gives up and starts to puke first was absolutely minging I nearly threw up just watching them.

 

I can't drink millk at the best of times since when I was a young'en and drank a bottle of milk once and swallowed a really massive lump of cream was stuck in the back of my throat for ages I just couldn't stop yacking up for hours... that turned me off ever since...

 

but when your mashed!! now thats is a big no no!!

 

well you know what they say... live and learn ... live and learn

[ElsxBells]

Quite enjoyed that milk~ was rather tasty. Sorry it didn't agree with you Mr Ed!!

[Scream]

i thought it was a rather good mission, lol.

 

The milk was rather nice, although thinking about it now is making me feel a bit sick

 

*where the sick icon gone?*

[Mr_Happy]

PMSL!!!!!!! fukin superb thread!!!!!!