FIRE FIRE!!

[Beckie in La La Land]

we have just had a fire drill in [censored], and if it was real, we would have all been dead by now!

 

the fire exit door would only open about a foot, so all the fat people couldnt get through, then it took 20 mins to walk down the stairs!!

 

the green godesses came but no fire men

 

has anyone else ever had a fire drill in [censored] cos its my first!!

 

better than school!!

[Flakey Dove]

I was havin a crafty ciggy at [censored] in the bog a few years back,and when I finished and came back onto the floor the whole [censored] place was suddenly deserted.

Freaked me right out.

Turns out you can't hear the alarms in the bogs,so there's always the possibility that you could be happily having a dump,and the next thing you know a [censored] fireman could boot down the door and drag you out of a blazing building.

Maybe I should get onto health and safety?

[Wub Wub]

so all the fat people couldnt get through

Good job you're slim then hunny.

 

the green godesses came but no fire men

Who wants firemen when you can have soldiers

[Flakey Dove]

So,you prefer soldiers then wub?

 

Hmm......

[Wub Wub]

Who doesn't?