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Clubbers in yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject ecstasy directly into their mouths, this dangerous practice is known a E by gum.

 

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2 oaps want kinky sex, he says 'can i come in your ear?' she replies 'no i'll go deaf' he says 'well i've been coming in your mouth for years and your still fucking talking'

 

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Jordan & Peter Andre are having a fumble in the jungle, when they hear a noise, Jordan says to pete, 'is that jonny rotten?' andre replies 'i hope not, its the only fucking one i've got!'

 

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