Apologies for any offence taken to gays or any1 for that fact!

[Mitzie Dancer]

This joke i heard tonight at [censored] by my gay pal which made me giggle, but it dont take much to make me smile lol

 

A man was walking up a road and he seen 3 gay men walking towards him and they where all crying

So he asked them why and they said because all our partners died in a crash

So the man said ' im sorry to hear that, what are you doing for their funeral then '?

 

And the first bloke said "well weve all decided were going to get their ashes scattered and im gettin my boyfriends scattered on an island becuase we used to love to travel together"

 

''fair enough" said the man so he asked the secon bloke

 

'' Well im gettin mine scattered in the sea becuase we used to love to swim together "

 

" And what about you" said the man to the third bloke...

 

" Well im gettin mine put in a hot curry so he can rip my arse to pieces again"

 

 

It made me giggle

[Mr Moo]

FUnny, yet [censored] disgusting!

[Shenlong]

hahaha nice one!