Good Sex

[Claire DC]

>> >> > You've gotta read this. It's hilarious!

>> >> > Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.

>> >> >

>> >> > Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is

>> >>sexually

>> >> > active or not?

>> >> >

>> >> > 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women

>> >>make

>> >> > love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair

>> >>shine

>> >> > and skin smooth.

>> >> >

>> >> >

>> >> > 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering

>> >> > dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the

>> >> > pores and makes your skin glow.

>> >> >

>> >> > 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that

>> >> > romantic dinner.

>> >> >

>> >> > 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and

>> >> > tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than

>> >> > swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

>> >> >

>> >> > 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins

>> >> > into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you

>> >>with a

>> >> > feeling of well-being.

>> >> >

>> >> > 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually

>> >>active

>> >> > body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These

>> >> > subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

>> >> >

>> >> > 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE

>> >> > EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

>> >> >

>> >> > 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages

>> >>saliva

>> >> > to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that

>> >>causes

>> >> > decay, preventing plaque build-up.

>> >> >

>> >> > 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release

>> >>the

>> >> > tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

>> >> >

>> >> > 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural

>> >> > antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

>> >> >

>> >> > This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original

>> >>is

>> >> > in a room in Palaiseau. It has been sent around the world nine times.

>> >>Now

>> >> > sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within

>> >>four

>> >> > days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on. If

>> >>you

>> >> > don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your

>> >> > life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot

>> >>and

>> >> > fall off.

>> >> > This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who

>> >> > doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.

>> >> > Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96

>> >> > hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days. Since

>> >>the

>> >> > copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you

>> >>are

>> >> > not superstitious. GOOD SEX, but please remember: 10 copies of this

>> >>message

>> >> > must leave your e-mail in 96 hours or you will not have good sex again

>> >>for

>> >> > the rest of your life!!!!

 

[djiceman]

[Mr Moo]

I read that last night wen i was pissed.......so now dont remember nething except the headache bit!!! lol!