Elly this is just for you....

[Tony P]

Spurs Gift Shop

 

> SPURS TABLECLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the

> table after a short time - £4:99

> SPURS VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10

> min

> video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan - £9:99>

SPURS BANNERS - Come complete with interchangeable slogans Eg: - "GROSS

> OUT", "SUGAR OUT", "GRAHAM OUT", "LET ME OUT" etc.. £15:00

> "OUR LITTLE HERO" KEYRINGS - Come complete with model of Alan Gilzean (Our

> Hero) attached. - £0.50p each.

> SPURS JOKE BOOK - A MUST for all fans. This 900 page book is full of all

> the

> best jokes ever told about the club. - £25:00

> SPURS CONDOMS - Come in sizes from "Little Hero" to "BIG LES". Ideal for

> the

> pricks in the Paxton Road End. - £0:75p for life-times supply. (3)

> SPURS BRA - One for the ladies. This bra, in team colours, comes with good

> support but no cups- £14:99

> SPURS 'LADIES' TOWELS - The 'Darren Anderton' sanitary towel, complete

> with

> instructions, "In for a week, Out for a month". - £1:00 each

> KEEPER'S GLOVE - A must for any fans at the back of the stand, or near the

> corner flags to catch any shots our lads may have at goal. £8:99

> LEAGUE DIRECTORY - An item for the more discerning fan. This quality

> publication gives detailed directions to every 'Nationwide' League Ground

> in

> the country. A snip at just £25:00

> SPURS LIPSTICK - Ideal for kissing goodbye. (To the Premier League, as

> worn

> by our players) £0:99p each

> BARGAIN BASEMENT - Don't miss the annual clearance sale of players. These

> come in all ages, (many are free of charge, spares or repairs)

 

[Wub Wub]

ROTFLMFAO! 'AVE IT!

 

[Clubbing Si]

i support spurs!!!!! u mean im not the only ctw to do so!!!??

[ElsxBells]

Tony~ I've heard that one before!!!!!!!! Cheeky monkey!!

 

Si~ you're not the only one, there's a few of us Spurs followers on ere!!!

 

Wub~ you won't be laughin after we knock Southampton out of the cup!!!!

[Clubbing Si]

yesss !! get in there!

[Wub Wub]

Wub~ you won't be laughin after we knock Southampton out of the cup!!!!

 

 

There's about as much chance of that happening as of you turning up somewhere on time.

[Clubbing Si]

theres more of us than u so come and have a go if u think ur ard enuf lol