IRC Logs of Creation!

[Lizard]

Right then this link is very funny, it's about the Bible...no no no don't go away!...come back here and listen to what it is before you don't look at it please ...that's better...now as I was saying it's about the bible, but as they say on the front page "The Bible. A book of many wonders. Only a few of them properly understood. Which parts are true? Which parts are allegory? No-one really knows, as no-one was there at the scene." Well wonder no longer everyone as these chaps have uncovered the original IRC logs for the bible and decrypted them from ancient hebrew! yes that's right the bible was actually a chat room! and here you can read the innermost thoughts of the most important people in human history...wooyay!

http://www.ircbible.destrukto-theater.nl/

 

If you're all too busy (yeah right) or too bored already (more likely) to sift through all the different pages appreciating the subtle humour and hours of writing that have gone into this site then just read this one page, it's a new version of Genesis (no it's NOTHING to do with Phil Collins) when i read it I nearly did myself a mischief 'cos I laughed that much:

http://twc.sshunet.nl/~djstronk/ircbible/logs/genesis1.txt

[Trouble]

i cint get on any of it

[Lizard]

QUOTE (Trouble @ Apr 22 2004, 11:41)

i cint get on any of it

Really? Do the links not work?

[neet]

That is genius!

[Lizard]

I've been re-reading these bit by bit over the course of the day...now I know that it's horrendously bad form to laugh at your own post (there's a joke in there somewhere im sure ) but I just thought i'd mention that the bits about Adam & Eve are absolute genius...especially when Cain & Abel come along...oh how I laughed

[Phil rr]

funny stuff mixing irc wiv all of it.....

[Lizard]

QUOTE (Phil rr @ Apr 22 2004, 18:06)

funny stuff mixing irc wiv all of it.....

I thought so

[Guest]

QUOTE (Lizard @ Apr 22 2004, 11:35)

Right then this link is very funny, it's about the Bible...no no no don't go away!...come back here and listen to what it is before you don't look at it please ...that's better...now as I was saying it's about the bible, but as they say on the front page "The Bible. A book of many wonders. Only a few of them properly understood. Which parts are true? Which parts are allegory? No-one really knows, as no-one was there at the scene." Well wonder no longer everyone as these chaps have uncovered the original IRC logs for the bible and decrypted them from ancient hebrew! yes that's right the bible was actually a chat room! and here you can read the innermost thoughts of the most important people in human history...wooyay! http://www.ircbible.destrukto-theater.nl/ If you're all too busy (yeah right) or too bored already (more likely) to sift through all the different pages appreciating the subtle humour and hours of writing that have gone into this site then just read this one page, it's a new version of Genesis (no it's NOTHING to do with Phil Collins) when i read it I nearly did myself a mischief 'cos I laughed that much: http://twc.sshunet.nl/~djstronk/ircbible/logs/genesis1.txt

couldnt be bothered to read what you posted so i just clicked the link

 

fukin great

[Lizard]

QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ Apr 22 2004, 20:24)

QUOTE (Lizard @ Apr 22 2004, 11:35) Right then this link is very funny, it's about the Bible...no no no don't go away!...come back here and listen to what it is before you don't look at it please ...that's better...now as I was saying it's about the bible, but as they say on the front page "The Bible. A book of many wonders. Only a few of them properly understood. Which parts are true? Which parts are allegory? No-one really knows, as no-one was there at the scene." Well wonder no longer everyone as these chaps have uncovered the original IRC logs for the bible and decrypted them from ancient hebrew! yes that's right the bible was actually a chat room! and here you can read the innermost thoughts of the most important people in human history...wooyay! http://www.ircbible.destrukto-theater.nl/ If you're all too busy (yeah right) or too bored already (more likely) to sift through all the different pages appreciating the subtle humour and hours of writing that have gone into this site then just read this one page, it's a new version of Genesis (no it's NOTHING to do with Phil Collins) when i read it I nearly did myself a mischief 'cos I laughed that much: http://twc.sshunet.nl/~djstronk/ircbible/logs/genesis1.txt couldnt be bothered to read what you posted so i just clicked the link   fukin great Oh very good ...I do have something of a tendency to waffle on don't I

[Bungle]

I'm seriously lost.

 

I pride myself on being moderatly intelligent, but I'm not getting it at all. That the first time thats ever happened to me.

 

This must be what it feels like to be *insert ctw name of your choice*

[Lizard]

QUOTE (Bungle @ Apr 22 2004, 22:53)

I'm seriously lost. I pride myself on being moderatly intelligent, but I'm not getting it at all. That the first time thats ever happened to me. This must be what it feels like to be *insert ctw name of your choice*

I suppose it's only funny if you know about IRC (Internet Relay Chat)...which is basically old fashioned chat room type stuff...sort of like a command line version of this forum. So basically these are the 'chat room' logs from the bible...which, if you're a nerdy type (like me) and find techy parodies entertaining you'll find quite funny...if not...um...then it's probably just a load of old shite really

[Bungle]

Right, so basiclly what your saying is I'm too cool to get it

[Lizard]

QUOTE (Bungle @ Apr 22 2004, 23:43)

Right, so basiclly what your saying is I'm too cool to get it

Basically yes

[Guest]

QUOTE (Bungle @ Apr 22 2004, 23:43)

Right, so basiclly what your saying is I'm too cool to get it

no. basically we're saying your too stupid

[Lizard]

It could be worse Bungle old chap...you could be a Needy OCD freak like me (apparently) *spins in chair 3 times counterclockwise and MUST blink in sequence of mathmatical primes* lol