Liverpool Earthquake.

[Ginge]

Might be old but I only got it recently.

 

An Earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Liverpool last

Wednesday morning. The epicenter was Kirkby, Casualties were seen

wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and 'that did my

head in'. The earthquake decimated the area causing in excess of £17.55

worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and

Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic burned

out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken before their Giro's

arrived. One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith a 15 year old mother of four

said 'It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my

bedroom crying and my hands were shaking that much I could hardly skin up

whilst was watching Trisha'. The British Red Cross has so far managed to

send 4000 crates of Sunny delight to the area to help with the crisis.

Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found

numerous 'Elizabeth Duke' sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from pound

stretcher and Argos catalogues. However they have not managed to save any

furniture from Crazy George's as yet. How can you help? This appeal hopes

to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough

to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently

needed are LaCoste tracksuits (his and hers preferably), white socks,

Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok trainers. Food parcels are

also needed. They include McCain's Micro-chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch

and Iceland Pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White

lightening Cider and Carlsberg Special Brew. Cash Donations are also

needed. 22p buys a Bic biro for signing on, £2.50 buys a jumbo sausage

dinner, £3.00 buys a blag CD (not an original copy), £20 buys a fake M.O.T

(or 10 gallons of red diesel to burn the vehicle out) and £26.00 buys 200

Regal from Tommo who has just got back from Kavos.

 

 

Paul W. Elcoat (Please note that the views expressed above are not

necessarily those of the company)

 

Safety, Environment and Quality Manager

 

The Salcey Group of Companies

 

Office - 01908 511167

 

Fax - 01908 511135

 

Mobile - 07977 282 454

 

www.salcey.co.uk

[Guest]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Apr 22 2004, 12:42)

Might be old but I only got it recently. An Earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Liverpool last Wednesday morning. The epicenter was Kirkby, Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and 'that did my head in'. The earthquake decimated the area causing in excess of £17.55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken before their Giro's arrived. One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith a 15 year old mother of four said 'It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom crying and my hands were shaking that much I could hardly skin up whilst was watching Trisha'. The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke' sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from pound stretcher and Argos catalogues. However they have not managed to save any furniture from Crazy George's as yet. How can you help? This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are LaCoste tracksuits (his and hers preferably), white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok trainers. Food parcels are also needed. They include McCain's Micro-chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White lightening Cider and Carlsberg Special Brew. Cash Donations are also needed. 22p buys a Bic biro for signing on, £2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner, £3.00 buys a blag CD (not an original copy), £20 buys a fake M.O.T (or 10 gallons of red diesel to burn the vehicle out) and £26.00 buys 200 Regal from Tommo who has just got back from Kavos. Paul W. Elcoat (Please note that the views expressed above are not necessarily those of the company) Safety, Environment and Quality Manager The Salcey Group of Companies Office - 01908 511167 Fax - 01908 511135 Mobile - 07977 282 454 www.salcey.co.uk

That is actually a valid telephone number.

 

I just got through and started having a fake orgasm down the phone at the person who answered the phone.

 

I with held my number of course.

[Aaron]

QUOTE (Maria @ Apr 22 2004, 12:46)

I just got through and started having a fake orgasm down the phone at the person who answered the phone. I with held my number of course.

Quality!

[Ginge]

QUOTE (Maria @ Apr 22 2004, 12:46)

I just got through and started having a fake orgasm down the phone.

Yeah...OK then. I believe you.

[Alex]

I love ridiculing poor people and this story (wherever it's used) sure does a good job.

[Guest]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Apr 22 2004, 12:53)

QUOTE (Maria @ Apr 22 2004, 12:46) I just got through and started having a fake orgasm down the phone. Yeah...OK then. I believe you.

[djiceman]

QUOTE (Alex @ Apr 22 2004, 12:57)

I love ridiculing poor people and this story (wherever it's used) sure does a good job.

[Guest]

QUOTE (djiceman @ Apr 22 2004, 21:53)

QUOTE (Alex @ Apr 22 2004, 12:57) I love ridiculing poor people and this story (wherever it's used) sure does a good job. What on earth happened to your quote ?????

[djiceman]