How many pets have you had sex with in your life?

[Phil B]

what a horrible picture that put in my mind

 

nice comeback though

[Bushy]

QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 19:50)

QUOTE (Bushy @ Apr 26 2004, 19:42) QUOTE (Phil B @ Apr 26 2004, 19:37) hhmmm quite a worrying post really  all i can say to you bushy is.....if youve shagged a budgie that doesnt say much for the size of your cock  no phil, i stuck the budgie up my arse! shagged the sheep and sucked off the cat! Didn't the budgie suffocate?   Dirty f*cker!! no he didnt, i put him in feet first!

[Alex]

QUOTE (Bushy @ Apr 26 2004, 19:56)

i put him in feet first!

Now that I'd like to see.

[Bushy]

pervert

 

[Lisa]

best shag ive had with a pet was, my russian hamster, fast likkle fucker he is

[Bushy]

did you put him up your arse?

 

I heard that shane can get 5 up his arse, but the record is held by slack ass tresh for a bum bulging 8.

[Lisa]

my front bottom, silly, wriggley likkle blighter, but good

[Bushy]

you should try it up your bum!

its good!

[Superst*r]

QUOTE (Lisa @ Apr 26 2004, 20:00)

my front bottom, silly, wriggley likkle blighter, but good

Did you put it in a condom?

[Lisa]

be back in ten then

[Guest]

QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 20:11)

QUOTE (Lisa @ Apr 26 2004, 20:00) my front bottom, silly, wriggley likkle blighter, but good   Did you put it in a condom? i dont think even a condom will make that safe sex

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 20:11)

QUOTE (Lisa @ Apr 26 2004, 20:00) my front bottom, silly, wriggley likkle blighter, but good   Did you put it in a condom? nah, tried but satan, hamsters name by the way, chewed it

[Bushy]

QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 20:11)

QUOTE (Lisa @ Apr 26 2004, 20:00) my front bottom, silly, wriggley likkle blighter, but good   Did you put it in a condom? why?

[Superst*r]

QUOTE (Bushy @ Apr 26 2004, 20:15)

QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 20:11) QUOTE (Lisa @ Apr 26 2004, 20:00) my front bottom, silly, wriggley likkle blighter, but good   Did you put it in a condom? why? The hamsters fur would soak up the fanny juice, less lubrication, harder to get in.   And they've got claws...

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 20:22)

QUOTE (Bushy @ Apr 26 2004, 20:15) QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 20:11) QUOTE (Lisa @ Apr 26 2004, 20:00) my front bottom, silly, wriggley likkle blighter, but good   Did you put it in a condom? why? The hamsters fur would soak up the fanny juice, less lubrication, harder to get in.   And they've got claws... well as I said Superst*r, the bleeder kept chewing thru & the claws pierced the johnny, so I popped a wee trainer sock on him. bonus, sorted, lovely jubblie