How many pets have you had sex with in your life?

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QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 20:22)

QUOTE (Bushy @ Apr 26 2004, 20:15) QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 20:11) QUOTE (Lisa @ Apr 26 2004, 20:00) my front bottom, silly, wriggley likkle blighter, but good   Did you put it in a condom? why? The hamsters fur would soak up the fanny juice, less lubrication, harder to get in.   And they've got claws... talking from experence are we?

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QUOTE (Lisa @ Apr 26 2004, 20:24)

QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 20:22) QUOTE (Bushy @ Apr 26 2004, 20:15) QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 20:11) QUOTE (Lisa @ Apr 26 2004, 20:00) my front bottom, silly, wriggley likkle blighter, but good   Did you put it in a condom? why? The hamsters fur would soak up the fanny juice, less lubrication, harder to get in.   And they've got claws... well as I said Superst*r, the bleeder kept chewing thru & the claws pierced the johnny, so I popped a wee trainer sock on him. bonus, sorted, lovely jubblie which wouldnt solve the lubrication issue.

[Lisa]

preffer the dry approach, feel more

[Guest]

mmmmmm friction burns

[Superst*r]

QUOTE (Lisa @ Apr 26 2004, 20:24)

QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 20:22) QUOTE (Bushy @ Apr 26 2004, 20:15) QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 20:11) QUOTE (Lisa @ Apr 26 2004, 20:00) my front bottom, silly, wriggley likkle blighter, but good   Did you put it in a condom? why? The hamsters fur would soak up the fanny juice, less lubrication, harder to get in.   And they've got claws... well as I said Superst*r, the bleeder kept chewing thru & the claws pierced the johnny, so I popped a wee trainer sock on him. bonus, sorted, lovely jubblie You're a genius!

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ Apr 26 2004, 20:27)

mmmmmm friction burns

nope, not friction, but furry burns

[Bushy]

Shave the hamster, cut his nails, and cover him in vaseline if you prefer!

[Trouble]

humm that sounds like fun

[Bushy]

try it then!

[Trouble]

i dont have a hamster

 

but ill be sure to run out and buy one in the morning

Edited April 26, 2004 by Trouble

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get a ferrit. they burrow deeper

[Trouble]

im not ready for labour yet thank you

[Superst*r]

QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ Apr 26 2004, 20:56)

get a ferrit. they burrow deeper

Or a horse. Try & ram that up there.

[Bushy]

QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 20:58)

QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ Apr 26 2004, 20:56) get a ferrit. they burrow deeper Or a horse. Try & ram that up there. thats a bit silly now isnt it?   Although maybe a very small badger might fit!   Depends how big her gash is!

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QUOTE (Bushy @ Apr 26 2004, 21:03)

QUOTE (Superst*r @ Apr 26 2004, 20:58) QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ Apr 26 2004, 20:56) get a ferrit. they burrow deeper Or a horse. Try & ram that up there. thats a bit silly now isnt it?   Although maybe a very small badger might fit!   Depends how big her gash is! depends how soon after giving birth shes feeling frisky